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To: Westlander

I understand their concerns.

I knew a bagpiper who checked his pipes. When he saw the case come up on the carousel, he noticed that one latch was unlocked. Grabbing the case and flinging it open, he realized that his worst nightmare had come true:

Someone had put a second set of bagpipes in.


13 posted on 09/10/2006 8:21:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
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To: Slings and Arrows
Someone had put a second set of bagpipes in.

LOL! Shame on you! For some strange reason, I love bagpipe music. I don't understand why people don't like it.

On a serious note, these instruments are how the musicians earn their living. A bang, a dent, can ruin a guitar as much as it can a concert violin. We need to get smart about airline travel and start PROFILING. Leave grandma and Yo Yo Ma alone.

16 posted on 09/10/2006 8:27:09 PM PDT by radiohead (Hey Kerry, I'm still here; still hating your lying, stinking, guts you coward.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Someone had put a second set of bagpipes in.

Whoa - - that's the second time today that joke, or a variation of it, has been posted! (It's really supposed to be about banjos.)

110 posted on 09/11/2006 11:17:49 AM PDT by 19th LA Inf
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To: Slings and Arrows
Do you know the difference between an oboe and an onion?

Nobody cries when you cut up an oboe.

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

121 posted on 09/11/2006 11:35:24 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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