[LonePalm]

Do you know the difference between an oboe and an onion?

Nobody cries when you cut up an oboe.

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Here's one dedicated to the violinists who are scared about their instruments being stolen :-).

Q: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?

A: Put it in a viola case.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

And here's another airline-related musician joke...

Q: Christopher Hogwood, Daniel Barenboim, and Neville Mariner are all on the same plane when it ditches in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who is saved?

A: Mozart

[MineralMan]

'Très amusant.' - MineralMan