Posted on 09/10/2006 8:02:03 PM PDT by Westlander
Nobody cries when you cut up an oboe.
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
With a hacksaw.
I'm all for them too. The TSA is rapidly becoming less of a nuisance and more of a parody of itself.
Q: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
A: Put it in a viola case.
Q: Christopher Hogwood, Daniel Barenboim, and Neville Mariner are all on the same plane when it ditches in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who is saved?
A: Mozart
'Très amusant.' - MineralMan
A string quartet.
What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?
-The exhaust.
That's when you throw an accordian into a dumpster and it dosen't hit the sides.
Thank a Muslim. Need I say more?
A chainsaw has dynamic range and you can turn it off.
What do you call the wreck of a junior high band equipment truck?
A good start.
Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
The bassoon burns longer.
OK, I'm tough. You can hit me with soprano, piano or flute jokes in return. ;-)
I gotta say, I'm with you on this one. Musical instruments are valuable and fragile. Leaving out the abusive handling that checked baggage gets, airlines lose about 1% of checked luggage to start with. They find about 90% later, but there is a certain finite and not too low probability that you'll never see your checked luggage again.
What happens at after-school rehearsals of a high school woodwind quintet?
Group groping...Well, not always...
What do violinists use for birth control?
Their personality.
"Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? "
It's not. Both are ill winds that nobody blows good.
LOL - my dad studied classical accordion - and played jazz on it in a USO band during WW II. He was actually quite good at the instrument..... hated playing 3-chord polkas in fact - "too harmonically boring".
I was just talking about that with a coworker last week. I'm just waiting for the nude flights. :) Yikes! I think it would attract more of certain people to flying and a lot less of others. Airlines better be careful because things like this drive good customers away.
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