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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
You know the definition of 'perfect pitch'?

That's when you throw an accordian into a dumpster and it dosen't hit the sides.

130 posted on 09/11/2006 11:51:23 AM PDT by GaltMeister (“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”)
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To: GaltMeister

LOL - my dad studied classical accordion - and played jazz on it in a USO band during WW II. He was actually quite good at the instrument..... hated playing 3-chord polkas in fact - "too harmonically boring".


139 posted on 09/11/2006 11:57:18 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: GaltMeister
If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first and which way up do they land?

Who cares?

141 posted on 09/11/2006 11:58:06 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: GaltMeister
What is an accordion good for?
Learning how to fold a map.

What do you call a group of topless female accordion players?
Ladies in Pain.

146 posted on 09/11/2006 12:01:12 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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