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To: MineralMan

Sorry I couldn't resist.........

Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?

The bassoon burns longer.

OK, I'm tough. You can hit me with soprano, piano or flute jokes in return. ;-)

134 posted on 09/11/2006 11:55:03 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace

To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace

"Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? "

It's not. Both are ill winds that nobody blows good.

138 posted on 09/11/2006 11:56:59 AM PDT by MineralMan (Non-evangelical Atheist)

To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace

What's the diffeence between a soprano and a Porsche?

Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche.

158 posted on 09/11/2006 12:10:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")

To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace; July 4th; tx_eggman

OK, I'm tough. You can hit me with soprano, piano or flute jokes in return. ;-)

Ok then... How many sopranos does it take to sing Patsy Cline's "Crazy"?

All of them, apparantly...

170 posted on 09/11/2006 1:33:23 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (Islam... if ya can't join 'em, beat 'em.)

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