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To: SpinnerWebb; July 4th
Just for you all.........

What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?

-The exhaust.

129 posted on 09/11/2006 11:50:02 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
The difference between a banjo and a chainsaw ....

A chainsaw has dynamic range and you can turn it off.

132 posted on 09/11/2006 11:52:40 AM PDT by GaltMeister (“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”)
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace

What do you call the wreck of a junior high band equipment truck?

A good start.


133 posted on 09/11/2006 11:52:45 AM PDT by MineralMan (Non-evangelical Atheist)
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace

What happens at after-school rehearsals of a high school woodwind quintet?

Group groping...Well, not always...


136 posted on 09/11/2006 11:55:43 AM PDT by MineralMan (Non-evangelical Atheist)
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace; July 4th
Just for you all.........

What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?

-The exhaust.

Or vibrato.

169 posted on 09/11/2006 1:30:31 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (Islam... if ya can't join 'em, beat 'em.)
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