[backhoe]

...Muslim clerics launching a shrill attack on our National Song Vande Mataram...

God Almighty, is nothing safe from these seething, whining, demanding lunatics?

[Jedi Master Pikachu]

Actually, if you were a Christian in India, would you sing this song? (if the Wikipedia translation is correct). It is similar to the Japanese national anthem, which is also supposed to have some references to the emperor as a deity (although Japan was forced to recognize he is simply a man after the war).

[HiTech RedNeck]

If by "God Almighty" you mean the she-deity of the country of India...