[Trampled by Lambs]

In other news, be on the lookout for dangerously cold Slurpees, last seen at the local 7-11. All cases of Brain Freeze should be reported immediately.

[TET1968]

An N.Y. idiot transfers a dyed liquid into a Polar Springs bottle and takes it on board a subway.

I give up.

[Gingersnap]

What would look "suspicious" anyway?

Crystal Lite comes in a zillion colors. Those energy drinks are colored. They can put a bunny rabbit on top of your coffee nowadays. Suspicious like what?

[evets]

"Has anyone seen a liquid?"

[freeperfromnj]

That would explain the heavily armed SWAT team, bomb dogs and about 4 NYPD cars outside the Lexington Ave. #6 subway stop this morning.

[stevie_d_64]

This is getting pretty rediculous...

All those dry flavored mixes that these companies have marketed to add to your bottled water containers...

I can almost see that idea going the way of the Dodo...

Al Queida must be laughing their butts off now...

[Red Badger]

[rlmorel]

Reminds me of how the people in the middle east deal with these kinds of things...

At some religious pilgrimage in Iraq last year, a guy was beat to death by the crowd because they thought he was wearing a bomb vest.

Apparently, he was a water vendor selling bottled water, and cleverly made himself a vest that he could carry all the bottles in. Apparently the crowd mistook it for a bomb vest. (No, I am not making this up)

His wife could be heard yelling at him "I told you not to use the ones with the red caps held on by the plastic strip..."

[jiggyboy]

The terrorists are winning.

Because we're not profiling.

[brothers4thID]

In DC the transit cops would arrest them all. Of course beverages are strictly illegal on the Metro.

[gas0linealley]

"Is anyone carrying a liquid?" a uniformed cop asked..."

I can hear the reply..."yeah, you want a specimen?"