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Airport embarrassment could lead to jail(penis pump and a muslim wannabe terrorist)
UPI ^
| 08/23/2006
| UPI staff
Posted on 08/23/2006 12:01:23 PM PDT by BJClinton
Airport embarrassment could lead to jail
CHICAGO, Aug. 23 (UPI) -- A man who panicked out of embarrassment when asked about a suspicious object in his luggage at Chicago's O'Hare airport and said "bomb" could go to jail.
Mardin Azad Amin made a preliminary appearance in court Wednesday, charged with felony disorderly conduct as a result of the Aug. 16 incident in which he was too embarrassed to tell airport screeners the suspicious object was part of a penis pump.
Twice when asked to identify the grenade-shaped device on the X-ray screen, Amin replied "a bomb," the Chicago Sun-Times reported Wednesday.
The 29-year-old Amin later told investigators his mother was standing nearby and he didn't want her to hear what it really was, the report said.
The charge carries a possible prison sentence of three years, prosecutors said.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; US: Illinois; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: austinpowers; bomb; islam; mom; muslim; pump; pumpmeup; thatisnotmine; turkey
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To: rzeznikj at stout; All
Someone set him up the pump...
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posted on
08/23/2006 3:24:30 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)
To: BJClinton
I probably shouldn't have Googleized this....leaving tracks and all - but I suppose it's time to see what such a device actually looks like.
62
posted on
08/23/2006 3:37:16 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: BJClinton
Teller: Does this say GUB or GUN?
Virgil: That says GUN...it's spelled G-U-N
Teller: That's a B not an N. That says GUB. Let me get the Vice President of the bank...
Vice President: I think I can see GUN but what does ABT mean?"
Virgil: It's ACT. Spelled A-C-T. It says ACT natural..."
Vice President: I don't think so. That's definitely ABT...
Teller: I still say it says GUB
63
posted on
08/23/2006 4:25:29 PM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Moonman62
"I said, it's a bimb."
64
posted on
08/23/2006 4:31:58 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
("There's no problem so big that government intervention can't make it worse.")
To: BJClinton
65
posted on
08/23/2006 5:35:34 PM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
To: Kate of Spice Island
66
posted on
08/23/2006 6:17:23 PM PDT
by
visualops
(artlife.us)
To: visualops
TY!
Talk about making an ass of oneslef...
67
posted on
08/23/2006 6:44:02 PM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
To: rzeznikj at stout
68
posted on
08/23/2006 6:48:24 PM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
To: NeoCaveman; PhiKapMom; livius
I always knew they'd use our sex devices against us.He Said Dryly...
That is the funniest line I've read on FR all day.
PhiKapMom and livius:
Here's some original humor for you!
69
posted on
08/23/2006 6:49:10 PM PDT
by
happygrl
To: Kate of Spice Island; MikefromOhio
Movin around. Finally.
Finally taking on my pinglist again--had Mike cover for me while I was out.
Got a chance to futz with my computer. However, it seems like when I could make it on, I'd just miss her (you know who)...8^)
70
posted on
08/23/2006 6:50:55 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
To: rzeznikj at stout
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posted on
08/23/2006 6:53:37 PM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
To: Kate of Spice Island
72
posted on
08/23/2006 6:57:39 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
To: MarineBrat
No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.
73
posted on
08/23/2006 7:31:37 PM PDT
by
csvset
("It was like the hand of G_d slapping down and smashing everything." ~ JDAM strikes Taliban)
To: BJClinton
Everyone will know Allah has not blessed him..
74
posted on
08/23/2006 8:16:41 PM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: sheik yerbouty; BJClinton; rzeznikj at stout; martin_fierro
"It sucks to be him."
Cheers!
To: grey_whiskers
I guess they caught him coming AND going!
To: sheik yerbouty
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posted on
08/24/2006 9:26:11 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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