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Airport embarrassment could lead to jail(penis pump and a muslim wannabe terrorist)
UPI ^ | 08/23/2006 | UPI staff

Posted on 08/23/2006 12:01:23 PM PDT by BJClinton

Airport embarrassment could lead to jail

CHICAGO, Aug. 23 (UPI) -- A man who panicked out of embarrassment when asked about a suspicious object in his luggage at Chicago's O'Hare airport and said "bomb" could go to jail.

Mardin Azad Amin made a preliminary appearance in court Wednesday, charged with felony disorderly conduct as a result of the Aug. 16 incident in which he was too embarrassed to tell airport screeners the suspicious object was part of a penis pump.

Twice when asked to identify the grenade-shaped device on the X-ray screen, Amin replied "a bomb," the Chicago Sun-Times reported Wednesday.

The 29-year-old Amin later told investigators his mother was standing nearby and he didn't want her to hear what it really was, the report said.

The charge carries a possible prison sentence of three years, prosecutors said.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; US: Illinois; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: austinpowers; bomb; islam; mom; muslim; pump; pumpmeup; thatisnotmine; turkey
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To: rzeznikj at stout; All

Someone set him up the pump...


61 posted on 08/23/2006 3:24:30 PM PDT by JRios1968 (This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)
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To: BJClinton
I probably shouldn't have Googleized this....leaving tracks and all - but I suppose it's time to see what such a device actually looks like.


62 posted on 08/23/2006 3:37:16 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: BJClinton


Teller: Does this say GUB or GUN?
Virgil: That says GUN...it's spelled G-U-N
Teller: That's a B not an N. That says GUB. Let me get the Vice President of the bank...
Vice President: I think I can see GUN but what does ABT mean?"
Virgil: It's ACT. Spelled A-C-T. It says ACT natural..."
Vice President: I don't think so. That's definitely ABT...
Teller: I still say it says GUB
63 posted on 08/23/2006 4:25:29 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Moonman62
"I said, it's a bimb."


64 posted on 08/23/2006 4:31:58 PM PDT by Larry Lucido ("There's no problem so big that government intervention can't make it worse.")
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To: BJClinton

What ass-breath thread?


65 posted on 08/23/2006 5:35:34 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
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To: Kate of Spice Island
Tongue made from buttocks
66 posted on 08/23/2006 6:17:23 PM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: visualops
TY!

Talk about making an ass of oneslef...

67 posted on 08/23/2006 6:44:02 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

How are you feeling?


68 posted on 08/23/2006 6:48:24 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
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To: NeoCaveman; PhiKapMom; livius
I always knew they'd use our sex devices against us.

He Said Dryly...

That is the funniest line I've read on FR all day.

PhiKapMom and livius:

Here's some original humor for you!

69 posted on 08/23/2006 6:49:10 PM PDT by happygrl
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To: Kate of Spice Island; MikefromOhio

Movin around. Finally.

Finally taking on my pinglist again--had Mike cover for me while I was out.

Got a chance to futz with my computer. However, it seems like when I could make it on, I'd just miss her (you know who)...8^)


70 posted on 08/23/2006 6:50:55 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout

No, who???


71 posted on 08/23/2006 6:53:37 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
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To: Kate of Spice Island

You have mail...


72 posted on 08/23/2006 6:57:39 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
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To: MarineBrat

No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.

73 posted on 08/23/2006 7:31:37 PM PDT by csvset ("It was like the hand of G_d slapping down and smashing everything." ~ JDAM strikes Taliban)
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To: BJClinton

Everyone will know Allah has not blessed him..


74 posted on 08/23/2006 8:16:41 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: sheik yerbouty; BJClinton; rzeznikj at stout; martin_fierro
"It sucks to be him."

Cheers!

75 posted on 08/23/2006 10:48:38 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers
I guess they caught him coming AND going!
76 posted on 08/23/2006 10:49:36 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: sheik yerbouty

ouch


77 posted on 08/24/2006 9:26:11 AM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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