Airport embarrassment could lead to jail(penis pump and a muslim wannabe terrorist)

UPI ^ | 08/23/2006 | UPI staff

[BJClinton]

Airport embarrassment could lead to jail

CHICAGO, Aug. 23 (UPI) -- A man who panicked out of embarrassment when asked about a suspicious object in his luggage at Chicago's O'Hare airport and said "bomb" could go to jail.

Mardin Azad Amin made a preliminary appearance in court Wednesday, charged with felony disorderly conduct as a result of the Aug. 16 incident in which he was too embarrassed to tell airport screeners the suspicious object was part of a penis pump.

Twice when asked to identify the grenade-shaped device on the X-ray screen, Amin replied "a bomb," the Chicago Sun-Times reported Wednesday.

The 29-year-old Amin later told investigators his mother was standing nearby and he didn't want her to hear what it really was, the report said.

The charge carries a possible prison sentence of three years, prosecutors said.

[JRios1968]

Someone set him up the pump...

[ErnBatavia]

I probably shouldn't have Googleized this....leaving tracks and all - but I suppose it's time to see what such a device actually looks like.

[sully777]

Teller: Does this say GUB or GUN?
Virgil: That says GUN...it's spelled G-U-N
Teller: That's a B not an N. That says GUB. Let me get the Vice President of the bank...
Vice President: I think I can see GUN but what does ABT mean?"
Virgil: It's ACT. Spelled A-C-T. It says ACT natural..."
Vice President: I don't think so. That's definitely ABT...
Teller: I still say it says GUB

[Larry Lucido]

"I said, it's a bimb."

[Kate of Spice Island]

What ass-breath thread?

[visualops]

Tongue made from buttocks

[Kate of Spice Island]

TY!

Talk about making an ass of oneslef...

[Kate of Spice Island]

How are you feeling?

[happygrl]

I always knew they'd use our sex devices against us.

He Said Dryly...

That is the funniest line I've read on FR all day.

PhiKapMom and livius:

Here's some original humor for you!

[rzeznikj at stout]

Movin around. Finally.

Finally taking on my pinglist again--had Mike cover for me while I was out.

Got a chance to futz with my computer. However, it seems like when I could make it on, I'd just miss her (you know who)...8^)

[Kate of Spice Island]

No, who???

[rzeznikj at stout]

You have mail...

[csvset]

No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.

[sheik yerbouty]

Everyone will know Allah has not blessed him..

[grey_whiskers]

"It sucks to be him."

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

I guess they caught him coming AND going!

[BJClinton]

ouch