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DFU SONG: These Boots Are Made for Walkin' (mocking Ahmadinejad's platform shoes)
DFU SONGS ^
| 8-2006
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 08/21/2006 7:34:21 PM PDT by doug from upland
Our friends at the threat matrix thread asked for something about Ahmadinejad's platform shoes. Here you go.
Writing the history of our time in song.
MIDI - THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKIN' - scroll down to the bottom
You keep sayin' that you will be invadin'
I bet you think that's scarin' me
But I will have surprises, infidel aggressors
You will be so sorry, just you wait and see
These shoes are made for stompin' and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these platform shoes will stomp all over you
I had found them at some new female outlet
I am metrosexual, after all
With my purse they're showing some sophistication
And I swear to you the West is gonna fall
These shoes are made for stompin' and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these platform shoes will stomp all over you
It has always been hard to pose for some photos
If some leader's standing there by my side
Next to one guy I was about belt level, yeah
When I saw that I ran away to hide
These shoes are made for stompin' and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these platform shoes will stomp all over you
Are you ready shoes?...start stompin'
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: ahmadinejad; iran; islamofascists; middleeast; waronterror
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To: Cindy
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:36:25 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: doug from upland
3
posted on
08/21/2006 7:42:04 PM PDT
by
South40
(It's Not Like They Didn't Warn Us!)
To: doug from upland
To: South40
Thanks. That's the photo I wanted.
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:46:15 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: doug from upland
6
posted on
08/21/2006 7:51:42 PM PDT
by
South40
(It's Not Like They Didn't Warn Us!)
To: doug from upland
This thread reminds me of this:
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posted on
08/21/2006 8:08:00 PM PDT
by
South40
(It's Not Like They Didn't Warn Us!)
To: doug from upland
Update:
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posted on
08/21/2006 8:31:59 PM PDT
by
South40
(It's Not Like They Didn't Warn Us!)
To: South40
Damn! Those look like a little girl's shoes.
9
posted on
08/21/2006 8:46:51 PM PDT
by
rllngrk33
(The RATs and Media are the enemy.)
To: rllngrk33
10
posted on
08/21/2006 8:54:43 PM PDT
by
South40
(It's Not Like They Didn't Warn Us!)
To: South40
I just found this. What a coicidence in the song they use at the end.
What is dwarf-tossing?
Dwarf-tossing is a rapidly spreading sport that can be played in bars and pubs or anywhere that drunken people gather. Although there are no official rules, there is one main point: to compete with other players to see who can throw a dwarf the furthest.
History of the game:
No one knows when the sport of dwarf-tossing started. It was imported into Europe during the 1980s from the United States and Australia. Most likely, this was in an attempt to import American culture to Europe while avoiding hair bands.
Necessary equipment:
There is a small amount of necessary equipment before you can start a game of dwarf-tossing. At the least, you must have the following:
One mattress, in good working order without springs sticking out.
Protective clothing and equipment. For the safety of the dwarf, a helmet and padded jacket should be supplied. The jacket should be of sufficient quality to withstand the weight of the dwarf when he is picked up by it. Further, the jacket should have handles sewn into the back of it, to allow the dwarf-thrower to have a proper grip. This enhances the safety of both dwarf and thrower.
A first-aid kit. Just in case a drunken thrower lands a dwarf into the crowds.
One dwarf. Typically he should be willing to participate, although this is left up to the individual rules.
How to play:
There is currently no standard for the rules used in dwarf-throwing. The only accepted principals are that the person who throws the dwarf the furthest wins and that all other rules are to be decided before play commences. Rules may also be made to ensure the safety of all involved if non-standard equipment is to be used. Typical rules are similar to:
If a dwarf utters any sound in flight or upon impact, the throw is disqualified. Note that you can use a strike system here, similar to tennis, where 2 consecutive disqualified throws will result in forfeiture of the round.
It is strictly forbidden in dwarf-throwing literature and publicity, to refer to dwarfs as 'persons of restricted growth' or 'small people'.
If a dwarf is to be thrown into a lake or pond, he must be provided a wetsuit and may not have his hands or legs bound.
Making dwarf-tossing a spectator sport:
Dwarf-tossing is naturally an enjoyable sport to watch. There are a number of ways to enhance the sport, however.
Alcohol. Dwarf-tossing is enhanced by an intoxicated crowd. This not only boosts their enjoyment of the sport, but increases the volume level of the cheering. This, in turn, boosts the intensity of the dwarf-throwers.
Chanting. Start a chant. This works in the same way as alcohol, although it benefits from alcoholic consumption as well. A sample chant has been included below.
Offer cash or alcoholic prizes. 'Nuff said.
A chant for dwarf-tossing:
This dwarf is made for tossing,
and thats just what he'll do,
One of these days this dwarf,
is gonna toss all over you...
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posted on
08/21/2006 8:57:18 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: doug from upland
A chant for dwarf-tossing:
This dwarf is made for tossing,
and thats just what he'll do,
One of these days this dwarf,
is gonna toss all over you...
Jeez Doug, how do you get so LUCKY!???
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posted on
08/21/2006 9:03:56 PM PDT
by
Henchster
(Free Republic - the BEST site on the web!)
To: Henchster
Cindy on the matrix thread pinged me regarding a poem for Ahmadinejad's platform shoes. I did a little searching, and at first thought of BLUE SUEDE SHOES. That didn't excite me. Nancy Sinatra's was pretty easy to do.
Then, I thought about using him for dwarf bowling. After a Google search, I saw this thread and there was the chant at the end.
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posted on
08/21/2006 9:10:51 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: doug from upland
lol!
That is a coincidence.
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posted on
08/21/2006 9:23:47 PM PDT
by
South40
(It's Not Like They Didn't Warn Us!)
To: doug from upland
Ahmadinejad's platform shoes. Is he taking fashion tips from Tom Cruise again?! They must share the same PR agency, too.
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posted on
08/21/2006 9:44:28 PM PDT
by
Tamar1973
(Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.)
To: South40
He's not so bad!
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posted on
08/21/2006 9:48:11 PM PDT
by
Nomorjer Kinov
(If the opposite of "pro" is "con" , what is the opposite of progress?)
To: doug from upland
THANKS Doug.
We appreciate this.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:23:17 PM PDT
by
Cindy
To: doug from upland
Very funny Doug! And who deserves ridicule more at the moment than this little Nazi?
To: doug from upland; South40
Thanks. That's the photo I wanted Hilarious!
Thanks doug from upland, and South40 for the assist... LOL
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:34:14 PM PDT
by
easonc52
To: All
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posted on
08/21/2006 11:02:09 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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