A chant for dwarf-tossing:
This dwarf is made for tossing,
and thats just what he'll do,
One of these days this dwarf,
is gonna toss all over you...
Jeez Doug, how do you get so LUCKY!???
Cindy on the matrix thread pinged me regarding a poem for Ahmadinejad's platform shoes. I did a little searching, and at first thought of BLUE SUEDE SHOES. That didn't excite me. Nancy Sinatra's was pretty easy to do.
Then, I thought about using him for dwarf bowling. After a Google search, I saw this thread and there was the chant at the end.