Posted on 08/21/2006 5:23:22 AM PDT by cll
......partying like it's 699........
T-minus 3hr 25min to the new moon.
The Iranians will launch an attack at midnight eastern. That's when Paris Hilton CD hits record stores.
Moscow in flames, missiles headed for New York, more at 11.
Even a nuclear cloud can have a silver lining..........
Women, children, minorities and the poor hardest hit..............NYT times: BUSH'S FAULT!,,,,,,,,,,,,,
It's midnight in Iran, Happy 22nd.
So, do we open up our Ramadan presents now or wait until we're over Qom?
Maybe the Paris Hilton album IS the dreaded attack.
If so, we should nuke them from orbit.
I just want to hear the Viking Kitty song one more time before the end.....
I seem to remember it was a Skeeter Davis tune.
Guess I picked a good day to lose my memory!
I get those Islamokazi holidays all confused ;-)
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I say if abadabanutjob in iran pulls anything, I say we listen to these lyrics a little closer. Afterall, we are their money bags, why would they want to exist without us. :-)
No one likes us I don't know why.
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try.
But all around even our old friends put us down.
Let's drop the big one and see what happens.
We give them money
But are they grateful?
No they're spiteful
And they're hateful.
They don't respect us so let's surprise them;
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them.
Now Asia's crowded
And Europe's too old.
Africa's far too hot,
And Canada's too cold.
And South America stole our name.
Let's drop the big one; there'll be no one left to blame us.
Bridge:
We'll save Australia;
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo.
We'll build an all-American amusement park there;
They've got surfing, too.
Well, boom goes London,
And boom Paris.
More room for you
And more room for me.
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town.
Oh, how peaceful it'll be;
We'll set everybody free;
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby,
There'll be Italian shoes for me.
They all hate us anyhow,
So let's drop the big one now.
Let's drop the big one now.
Just reading those lyrics makes me laugh.
I see that song as so true. They ALL hate us.
National Brotherhood Week by Tom Lehrer
Oh, the white folks hate the black folks,
And the black folks hate the white folks.
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule.
But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
Lena Horne and Sheriff Clarke are dancing cheek to cheek.
It's fun to eulogize
The people you despise,
As long as you don't let 'em in your school.
Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks,
And the rich folks hate the poor folks.
All of my folks hate all of your folks,
It's American as apple pie.
But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans 'cause it's very chic.
Step up and shake the hand
Of someone you can't stand.
You can tolerate him if you try.
Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics,
And the Catholics hate the Protestants,
And the Hindus hate the Moslems,
And everybody hates the Jews.
But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
It's National Everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood Week.
Be nice to people who
Are inferior to you.
It's only for a week, so have no fear.
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!
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