I actually think the posters were better than the movie on that one...
Posted on 08/18/2006 12:03:48 PM PDT by Cecily
Here we are at "Snakes on a Plane" and ... what was that?
That over there. It moved. It looks like a wire, but it moved.
Hey, something almost touched that guy's foot.
It's a snake! I know it! They're coming now! Pick your feet up! They're here!
Mister Pilot, please stop hitting at that snake slithering over the control panel. Put that clip board down, sir. If you keep hitting at that snake something bad is going to happen. I'm sure of it.
Don't ... don't. If you don't stop, man, I'll come up to that movie screen and slap you all the way to China. I don't like snakes.
I knew it. He hit the air bag controls. They've dropped in the cabin and now all the snakes are loose!
I see a cobra! A rattler! They're here! They're everywhere! Dozens of 'em. They're in that woman's face. Oh, they bit that lady over there. Oh, they bit her again. Stop it! Stop it now!
Help me! Help me, Mace Windu! Save me, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!
It's snakes on that ever-lovin' plane!
Oh, why do I have to be here? Why do I have to sit through this? I don't like snakes.
Oh, mama. They said there's gonna be 450 snakes in this movie! I lost count after 10. There's big ones, little ones, coiling ones, spitting ones, hissing ones. They're ridin' the drink cart down the aisle!
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I actually think the posters were better than the movie on that one...
our office is heading out in 20 minutes...we placed some products in the movie...
Aww you beat me.
"Did you know that if a female wolf spider drops her egg sac her maternal instincts are so strong that she will pick up a rock or something in its place?"
Not if I smash her with a shovel, she won't!
Mine was the Insert, yours was the Half-Sheet. Different posters...
I suspect someone at the studio put this together as it was up BEFORE the first showing today. Viral marketing...gotta love it.
There are few things more beautiful than a yellow-tailed garden spider, with its unique zig-gaz pattern in its web. Then there are the adorable red barn spiders (Aranaeas cavaticus) whose webs can be found on the eaves of every house at this time of year (this was the species of E.B. White's "Charlotte"). These spiders are nocturnal and hide during the day. Then there are those lovely micrathenas that dwell in the thickets (you can't go on a walk without getting the webs all over yourself).
I have seen wolf spiders so large the setae on their legs was irritating to the skin. ::sigh:: Fun times . . . fun times!
Snakes on the Train
http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror-movie.php?id=5635
The studios aren't so hip as to let something go.
BUT film exploitation has been a part of the industry for 50 years.
The old pressbooks used to include tips to have 2 kids go out and "protest" the film saying "NOT ALL KIDS ARE LIKE THE ONES DEPICTED IN..."
But what about the spiders wrapping the guy up, or the geckos shutting that guy in the greenhouse and then fumigating the guy to death by breaking jugs of poison???
There's something vaguely and disturbingly Freudian about that poster . . .
Well I'm scared of snakes....
The average person eats 8 spiders in their life, while sleeping.
Yuck! I hate spiders too.
"Did you know that if a female wolf spider drops her egg sac her maternal instincts are so strong that she will pick up a rock or something in its place?"
Not if I smash her with a shovel, she won't!
H--how could you???
I'll have you know I've been bitten by wolf spiders only twice in my life, and one of those was a dry bite.
The rubber snakes thing has already happened, but everybody was in on it. The word is, go to this movie opening weekend if you want to see it MST3K-style, with the audience talking back, throwing rubber snakes, etc.
In 'Jackie Brown', SLJ was the epitome of Cool. At least I thought so.
And they're delicious!!!
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