"Did you know that if a female wolf spider drops her egg sac her maternal instincts are so strong that she will pick up a rock or something in its place?"
Not if I smash her with a shovel, she won't!
H--how could you???
I'll have you know I've been bitten by wolf spiders only twice in my life, and one of those was a dry bite.
I'm sorry, any spider that comes on my property has come to DIE...