[Elsie]

For instance, I have a ZERO percent chance of contracting it.

(Almost, anyway.)

[little jeremiah]

Not even almost.

I wouldn't get a transfusion except from a family member, I never eat out (no worries about cuts dripping in the salad), I don't work in health care so I won't get a needle stick, and I don't inject drugs and I don't perform sex acts with strangers and I'm monogamously married to someone who has the same habits I do.

I think that about covers it!