Posted on 08/17/2006 9:56:38 AM PDT by afnamvet
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No Jesus.
No Wal-Mart.
No television.
No cheerleaders.
No baseball.
No football.
No basketball.
No hockey.
No golf.
No Internet.
No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot.
No hot dogs.
No burgers.
More than one wife.
(HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Girl Scout cookies.
No Christmas.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really. IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE?
I'm sorry, but that "constant wailing from the guy in the tower" had me LMAO.
Gee whiz, you just now got that rotating email?
No beer!
You would probably be surprised how freely alcohol flows in the more moderate arab states like Iraq.
Islam. The Religion of Peace. They only want to bring us peace. ETERNAL Peace. Rest in peace. Death to all infidels.
Unfathomable even to me up until about yesterday, but let me try to say it nicer:
Save the Planet.
Palestinians basically need to be put somewhere sufficiently remote and isolated that they cannot harm anybody other than themselves.
The Koran forbids. IMHO the bible doesn't. It's a paraphrase of Benjamin Franklin's saying: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Because they live in the suicide belt ?
BUMP
The Koran may prohibit it but it still happens a lot, at least in Iraq. I also knew several Muslims over there that also really liked the pork chop MRE's.
My husband was stationed in Saudi back in the early 80's. He was initially astounded by the amount of ETOH these dudes could consume - once the plane's tires lifted off the tarmac. His first trip escorting them back to the States for "meetings" was an even bigger eye-opener. They loved the strip joints in Pensacola. Didn't Dante say there was a special place in hell for hypocrites?
[... constant wailing from the guy in the tower ...]
That is the only thing resembling music they
are allowed to listen to ad nauseum.
ONE SONG wailed in ONE KEY and written with ONE CHORD.
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