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How to tell if you are an anti-Semite
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Posted on 08/13/2006 11:32:43 AM PDT by thoughtomator

- If you wail and cry over Israel's treatment of Palestinians but are silent about the hundreds of thousands of blacks being systematically killed by the Muslim government of the Sudan, you are anti-Semitic.

- If you think that if Israel killing more of its enemies than it suffers casualties itself is disproportionate, in willful blindness to or ignorance of the fact that it is outnumbered massively by those enemies and those enemies have more than demonstrated their willingness to kill their own people, even their own children, in order to kill Jews, you are anti-Semitic.

- If you think the UN General Assembly with its 57 Muslim votes to one Jewish vote is a neutral arbiter on questions relating to Israel, you are anti-Semitic. If you invest the UN with moral authority on human rights, even though it has seated that very same currently genocide-engaged Sudan as the chair of the human rights commission, you are possibly anti-Semitic but more likely just a hypocrite.

- If you think Israel is illegally occupying the disputed territories yet have nothing to say about the wholesale takeover of Tibet by China and the ongoing replacement of Tibetans with Han Chinese, you are anti-Semitic.

- If you think Israel has to follow the letter of international law while terrorists get free shots with no accountability, you are anti-Semitic.

- If the only time you call for a ceasefire is when Israel is kicking its enemies' butts, you are anti-Semitic.

- If you mourn Arab deaths in the particular, but Israeli deaths only as a matter of being upset about casualties on both sides, you are anti-Semitic.

- If you blame Israel for the results of its enemies hiding among women and children, you are anti-Semitic.

- If you think Israel has a massive, imputedly dishonest propaganda program but make excuses for fraudulent and staged photographs intended to make Israeli behavior seem far more destructive than it really is, you are anti-Semitic. If you believe Reuters stories about Israel without skepticism, you are possibly anti-Semitic, but more likely just a naive fool.

- If you've never thought to question why the refugees of the 1948 war are the only ones in the entire world whom the UN has failed to repatriate in three generations, you are possibly anti-Semitic, possibly just ignorant.

- If you go on and on about the displaced Arabs who left of their own accord in 1948 but have nothing to say about the hundreds of thousands of Jews forcibly expelled from Arab nations, you are anti-Semitic.

- If you bring up the canard that the war waged upon Israel by its Muslim neighbors is about land yet have no explanation for why those very same neighbors have waged this very same war since before Israel occupied a square inch of the disputed territories, you are anti-Semitic. If you raise the "it's about land" lie without noting that Israel occupies a mere 0.02% of the Middle East and that Arabs have the other 99.98%, you are anti-Semitic.

- If you believe that there has ever been a nation called Palestine or that there is any ethnic or cultural difference between a Palestinian and a Syrian, Jordanian, or Egyptian, you are a grossly ignorant dupe, and possibly but not necessarily anti-Semitic.

- If you think that Israelis moving into the West Bank are colonialists, while the Muslim populations in Western countries trying to impose Sharia law are not, you are anti-Semitic.

- If you have ever compared Israel's policies to apartheid, you are anti-Semitic, and grossly insulting to those who actually did suffer apartheid.

- If you've ever compared Israel's policies to those of the Nazis, not only are you anti-Semitic but you are also a Holocaust denier.

- If you think that terrorists are caused by Israel's behavior and that there is no independent cultural force outside of Israel's control that is creating them, you are anti-Semitic, and suicidal to boot.


TOPICS: Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Israel
KEYWORDS: antisemitism; hypocrites; israel; liberalism; semite
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Got this in my email yesterday, thought I'd pass it on.
1 posted on 08/13/2006 11:32:44 AM PDT by thoughtomator
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To: thoughtomator

Wow, this one is pretty good. Thanks.


2 posted on 08/13/2006 11:34:29 AM PDT by jdm
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To: thoughtomator

No argument from me....


3 posted on 08/13/2006 11:34:40 AM PDT by Uriah_lost (http://www.wingercomics.com/d/20051205.html)
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To: thoughtomator
This can be credited to Steven Plaut. I believe he wrote that for his e-mail list.

(Go Israel, Go! Slap 'Em Down Hezbullies.)

4 posted on 08/13/2006 11:35:46 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: thoughtomator

No argument here, either, BTTT.


5 posted on 08/13/2006 11:37:27 AM PDT by Mugwump (Mohammed -- The L. Ron Hubbard of the 7th Century)
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To: thoughtomator

Bump, that's a good list.


6 posted on 08/13/2006 11:39:35 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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To: thoughtomator
Gives one a lot to think about.

I'm not an anti-semite, but I am an anti-dentite.

7 posted on 08/13/2006 11:39:57 AM PDT by SaveTheChief ("Now if you'll excuse me, I have some idea balls to remove from a manatee tank.")
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To: SJackson; Alouette

Ping.


8 posted on 08/13/2006 11:40:19 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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To: thoughtomator

Right on the money!


9 posted on 08/13/2006 11:42:08 AM PDT by Battleofbritain (")
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To: thoughtomator

bump


10 posted on 08/13/2006 11:44:34 AM PDT by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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To: thoughtomator

Cinnamon, turmeric and hot peppers? Sounds like Mexican or Ethiopian food. Both big in our house.


11 posted on 08/13/2006 11:44:58 AM PDT by doodad
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To: thoughtomator
- If you think that if Israel killing more of its enemies than it suffers casualties itself is disproportionate, in willful blindness to or ignorance of the fact that it is outnumbered massively by those enemies and those enemies have more than demonstrated their willingness to kill their own people, even their own children, in order to kill Jews, you are anti-Semitic.

I never understood how any idiot felt this was a valid statement worthy of uttering.

The objective of any war is to destroy your enemies capability of waging said war and/or their will to wage said war.

There can be no peace without victory. Anyone who tells you otherwise is working for the enemy.

12 posted on 08/13/2006 11:52:15 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: SaveTheChief
but I am an anti-dentite.

You don't like teeth?

13 posted on 08/13/2006 11:54:15 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
You don't like teeth?

It's a reference to an old episode of Seinfeld. He didn't like going to the dentist.

14 posted on 08/13/2006 11:56:59 AM PDT by highimpact
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To: thoughtomator
Nahh, that isn't how to tell if you're an anti-semite, it's how to tell if you're a brainless moron. We shouldn't give stupid people cover by labeling them with anything other than their gross stupidity.
15 posted on 08/13/2006 11:57:29 AM PDT by kingu (No, I don't use sarcasm tags - it confuses people.)
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To: thoughtomator

16 posted on 08/13/2006 12:01:18 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s...you weren't really there.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
You don't like teeth?

Of course I do. I was merely making a reference to Seinfeld.

17 posted on 08/13/2006 12:26:24 PM PDT by SaveTheChief ("Now if you'll excuse me, I have some idea balls to remove from a manatee tank.")
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To: SaveTheChief; highimpact

Ah, obviously I didn't watch the show. :)


18 posted on 08/13/2006 12:28:05 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Ah, obviously I didn't watch the show. :)

You missed a good one!

19 posted on 08/13/2006 12:29:24 PM PDT by SaveTheChief ("Now if you'll excuse me, I have some idea balls to remove from a manatee tank.")
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To: thoughtomator
Anti-Semetic = Liberal

Haven't the liberals proved this to be true as of late?

20 posted on 08/13/2006 12:34:20 PM PDT by Tolkien ("It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." ---Voltaire)
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