"Eek, the spork weasel."
I heard a rumor that this is it.
Posted on 08/05/2006 6:29:17 AM PDT by dirtboy
Here it is, your complete spork reference
Hey, it's a slow news day, gotta come up with SOMETHING.
Spork. The Other Bite Neat
"should toilet paper come from the top or the bottom"
That depends on whether or not you have a cat.
"........they dined on mince,and slices of quince,which they ate with a runcible spoon......"
'The Owl & the Pussycat'
From the same company that makes the Ice Cream Ball:
Which is also pretty cool. You put ice and salt in one end, the ice cream ingredients in the other, then play around with the ball until the ice cream is done.
The toilet paper debate is a non-issue.
It's simple, really - just look at what side printed paper is printed on. Then if you want to put it on backwards - well hey - it's a free country.
I'm not sure, but I think that "assault sporks" are illegal in Connecticut (although they may be allowable if they don't have bayonet attachments, flash hiders, or detachable mags).
The Federal ban may have sunset, but the Connecticut ban remains in place.
Satin speak with sporked tongue, then? :D
I like mince; the spices, sugar and apples! And what about all that beef suet. Yumm! (Really, I do!)
Quince, on the other hand, at least the ones I have had, taste like corky apples--no not even that good.
A plastic spork might be ok for the mince. Not the quince.
You've never had a cat unroll a roll of toilet paper?
LOL! No I haven't, and it is one part of the tissue issue that I never considered. I've had a two year old do it, but that can't be avoided by putting the paper on backwards.
So - I guess cat folks are exempt from putting the tp on correctly.
;-)
Friday night bump for this one.
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