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What's Up With John Kerry?
Fox News | 7/31/06

Posted on 07/31/2006 7:05:50 PM PDT by pabianice

John Kery was just on Fox huffing and puffing about how a Kerry administration would have brought Israel and the Arabs together in a love-in, etc., etc. But Kerry's appearance was shocking. Eyes puffed and sunken in deep red rings, skin a funeral parlor white, hair hay-like, head hanging in a slouch, mouth trembling... he looked terrible. Is he suffering from some illness that has been kept secret?

Oh... he also said he is considering another run in 2008.


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To: Agent Smith
I thought that only the living were allowed to run for President.

The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for Necro-Americans. They do not believe that a citizen should be denied the right to vote or run for office (vz. Mel Carnahan) simply because they are viability challenged.

61 posted on 07/31/2006 7:33:10 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: 'Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake But Accurate, Experts Say.')
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To: pabianice

Clown being interviewed by a clown!


62 posted on 07/31/2006 7:34:51 PM PDT by eeriegeno
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To: pabianice

He is still recovering from his Christmas Eve 2005 midnight riverboat excursion up the Euphrates River into Syria. He has a hat in his briefcase to prove it, and a splinter in his finger for another purple heart.


63 posted on 07/31/2006 7:35:06 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: pabianice

I caught a glimpse of him and he did look pale. Could have been a lack of makeup or something.


64 posted on 07/31/2006 7:35:45 PM PDT by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: Yankee
"He's an asshole."

Short, and sweet.....but right on!

65 posted on 07/31/2006 7:36:08 PM PDT by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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To: pabianice

Did he, by any chance say when he is going to sign the 180?


66 posted on 07/31/2006 7:37:20 PM PDT by Not now, Not ever! (Skerry = Spork Weasel, Indeed!)
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To: pabianice
Ketchup deficit.
67 posted on 07/31/2006 7:37:22 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Never corner anything meaner than you. NSDQ)
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To: pabianice

He looks like Lincoln, in 1865, or... 1866.


68 posted on 07/31/2006 7:39:42 PM PDT by Richard Axtell
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To: Agent Smith
The dead vote for the dead.
69 posted on 07/31/2006 7:45:57 PM PDT by varyouga (I no longer fear death. I only fear the day when the DUmmies take over.)
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To: Hodar

Where can I find out about the manbearpig?


70 posted on 07/31/2006 7:47:37 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (NUTS!)
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To: pabianice

Those red rings around his eyes are the result of crying himself to sleep every night since mean old America sent him back to Massachusetts for four years!

As to him running again .. I could only hope! Another chance to see his idiotic ideas and his crazy wife again would be a hoot!


71 posted on 07/31/2006 7:58:47 PM PDT by RocketMan1
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To: pabianice

No matter how much make up he can muster, he will always look like a horses a$$ every time he opens his mouth.


72 posted on 07/31/2006 7:59:10 PM PDT by RasterMaster (Negotiations w/Hezbullah=Nuke 'em til they glow then shoot 'em in the dark!)
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To: Jameison
He was for bilateral talks, before he was against it. :)

The new and improved John F'n Kerry.

73 posted on 07/31/2006 8:02:24 PM PDT by Cobra64 (All we get are lame ideas from Republicans and lame criticism from dems about those lame ideas.)
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To: pabianice

I don't think SKERRY knows many ups. Which could really be a drag for his spouse in a list of ways.

He probably also only makes left hand turns, on principle, of course.


74 posted on 07/31/2006 8:06:09 PM PDT by Quix (BIBLE says it's coming; prophecies indicate our era; Shrillery is eager; Global tyrannical gov looms)
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To: Yankee

" == He's an axxhole. == "

That WOULD account for the pucker....


75 posted on 07/31/2006 8:07:05 PM PDT by MainFrame65
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To: jwalburg


76 posted on 07/31/2006 8:07:05 PM PDT by Cobra64 (All we get are lame ideas from Republicans and lame criticism from dems about those lame ideas.)
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To: pabianice

You hear about the skeleton that walked into the bar and ordered a beer and a mop?

It was Kerry...


77 posted on 07/31/2006 8:08:34 PM PDT by LachlanMinnesota
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To: pabianice
Old age starts sometime. It probably has started for him. He never seemed that bright to me even though all on the left thought we was intellectually gifted.

He had and has problems accepting and moving on from mistakes. Seems bound and determined to hang onto every failure he ever experienced. He may now realize that and obviates this realization with a "last hurrah."

All in all for 4 months and 12 days of service in Viet Nam he did fairly well winning a place in the hearts and minds of the lefties.

78 posted on 07/31/2006 8:10:11 PM PDT by shrinkermd
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To: Agent Smith
I thought that only the living were allowed to run for President.

Correct. The living run...the dead vote.

79 posted on 07/31/2006 8:16:55 PM PDT by Christian4Bush (To exercise your first amendment rights, go to college. To defend them, join the military.)
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To: Tenacious 1
It is from post tramatic stress syndrome still working on him from his time in Vietnam.

I thought it was from Post Election Stress Trauma from losing in 2004. (That's P.E.S.T. for those in Rio Linda.)

80 posted on 07/31/2006 8:20:59 PM PDT by Christian4Bush (To exercise your first amendment rights, go to college. To defend them, join the military.)
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