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Naked Scandinavians leave Albanian police speechless (vanity)
The Scotsman ^ | Fri 28 Jul 2006

Posted on 07/29/2006 11:12:58 PM PDT by mandingo republican

Fri 28 Jul 2006 Naked Scandinavians leave Albanian police speechless

TIRANA - Albanian police were speechless when around 30 Scandinavian women went topless, shocking local bathers and causing an uproar in an Albanian beach resort.

"Police only watched ... they could not approach the tourists because they spoke no English," a local newspaper in the southern Albania coastal town of Sarande said.

Albanian mothers dragged their children away and police received a barrage of complaints over the Scandinavian tourists.

The Scandinavians left after two hours when their guide was informed that nude bathing was banned on public beaches. Nudity and topless bathing are still taboo in the poor Balkan country.


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To: mandingo republican

"The Albanians are mostly non-denominational (70%)(the majority converted from catholicism to Islam as part of the Ottoman Empire's forced conversions of the Balkan people), one would argue that only 10% of Albanian population might be practicing Muslim, the other 60% non-denominational. There is evidence that an increasing number of people are converting back to the Catholicism. During the communist era religion was prohibited. The Albanian government proclaimed Albania the only officially Atheist country in the world. After the fall of the Communist Regime in 1989–1990, religions were reinstated. According to 1939 statistics, the Albanian Orthodox (20%) and Catholic Church (10%) would be the other main religions in Albania. 20% of the total Muslim population is Bektashi, a Turkish Shi'a Sufi sect that came to Albania through the Ottoman Janissaries. Religious fanaticism has never been a problem, with people from different religions living in peace and even inter-marrying.[citation needed]"





At least there isn't a religious angle to the demonstration.


21 posted on 07/29/2006 11:55:41 PM PDT by ansel12 (Life is exquisite... of great beauty, keenly felt.)
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To: antiRepublicrat
I was once accosted by a drunk in a Vienna U-Bahn station looking for help to find his way home. I'd been in Vienna all of two days, but musta looked like a native...to a drunk, anyway.

< ]B^)

22 posted on 07/30/2006 12:02:32 AM PDT by Erasmus (<This page left intentionally vague>)
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To: ccmay

It's perverted to look at topless Scandinavian women?

Un oh, I'm in trouble.


23 posted on 07/30/2006 12:04:52 AM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
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To: mandingo republican

No excuse, you're fired!!


24 posted on 07/30/2006 12:20:54 AM PDT by Atchafalaya (When you're there, that's the best!!)
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To: garyhope
It's perverted to look at topless Scandinavian women?

Not if you are a guy who simply appreciates fine Swedish/Danish/Norwegian craftsmanship.

25 posted on 07/30/2006 12:30:05 AM PDT by Peelod (Decentia est fragilis. Curatoribus validis indiget.)
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To: StJacques

Ahhh ZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ Top. Hi StJ. How are you and yours?


26 posted on 07/30/2006 12:30:56 AM PDT by Atchafalaya (When you're there, that's the best!!)
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To: Malesherbes

mit sarcasm


27 posted on 07/30/2006 12:33:23 AM PDT by Atchafalaya (When you're there, that's the best!!)
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To: ccmay

both = $$$$ tourism industry :)


28 posted on 07/30/2006 12:40:43 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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To: garyhope

In Europe, toplessness isn't some kind of scandal like it is here. Fact is, nude beaches are all over the place.

I remember going to a beach one time in Germany when I was there with the Army. I saw a sign that read "FKK". Since Germans are into acronyms, I didn't think anything of it...until I got there. These innocent American eyes hadn't seen ANYTHING like what I saw then!

After I'd related the story to a German friend, she informed me that "FKK" is the acronym for the German Nudist Club! Now I know.


29 posted on 07/30/2006 12:41:33 AM PDT by hoagy62 (America: SUPREME!)
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To: mandingo republican
Nudity and topless bathing are still taboo in the poor Balkan country.

Poor country indeed!

30 posted on 07/30/2006 12:43:49 AM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: Malesherbes

OMG you must be kidding - please give me a link to this


31 posted on 07/30/2006 12:45:25 AM PDT by expatguy (http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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32 posted on 07/30/2006 1:04:07 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: antiRepublicrat

I am aware of this, but my comment was more directed at the Albanian officer who couldn't speak English--my thought would be he'd think "well, I can't speak Swedish/Dutch/etc." not "I can't speak English so it's hopeless." I've dated plenty of Swedes and Germans and, unless they're tired or drunk, they sound like mid-westerners.


33 posted on 07/30/2006 1:14:03 AM PDT by ECM (Government is a make-work program for lawyers.)
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To: mandingo republican
Interesting.

Today, Albania is mostly secular, but the majority religion there is Islam. It used to Christian, but they were converted to Islam under the Ottoman Empire.


34 posted on 07/30/2006 3:25:51 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: mandingo republican
they could not approach the tourists because they spoke no English

"Thank you...very nice...fantastic.." is pretty much universally understood.

35 posted on 07/30/2006 3:34:28 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: hoagy62

FKK = Freikörperkultur


36 posted on 07/30/2006 4:38:16 AM PDT by Peelod (Decentia est fragilis. Curatoribus validis indiget.)
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To: mandingo republican

Wholy crap! I'm going to Sarande in two days, for two weeks. I should have booked for last week I guess.


37 posted on 07/30/2006 5:12:31 AM PDT by crail (Better lives have been lost on the gallows than have ever been enshrined in the halls of palaces.)
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To: Peelod

"Not if you are a guy who simply appreciates fine Swedish/Danish/Norwegian craftsmanship."

Yes, that's it! By jove, you've got it!

It's not naked women, it's "craftsmanship"!! Yes, that's the story.


38 posted on 07/30/2006 5:18:55 AM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
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To: mandingo republican
By the way, everyone under 30 in Albania speaks perfectly fine English, with plenty of over 30s speaking well enough to communicate. I'm English only, with a spatering of polite Albanian words, and I get by fine in Albania.

I'm sure the real story is the police did not want to use their English for fear the women would put their tops back on when asked.
39 posted on 07/30/2006 5:20:25 AM PDT by crail (Better lives have been lost on the gallows than have ever been enshrined in the halls of palaces.)
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To: hoagy62

"In Europe, toplessness isn't some kind of scandal like it is here. Fact is, nude beaches are all over the place."

I know. I was an Army brat in Germany. Great beer and beautiful German girls, it was kinda heaven.


40 posted on 07/30/2006 5:23:08 AM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
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