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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Roscoe Karns
Spork Weasel
501 posted on 05/04/2008 4:46:56 PM PDT by tang-soo (Prophecy of the Seventy Weeks - Read Daniel Chapter 9)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Brilliant!!!


502 posted on 06/24/2008 6:38:24 PM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
I'm glad, you cleared that up.
503 posted on 06/24/2008 7:30:20 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (If you aren't "advancing" your arguments,your losing "the battle of Ideas"...libs,hates the facts 8^)
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To: Roscoe Karns

I never noticed this thread before. Great ZOT thread.


504 posted on 07/06/2008 5:09:43 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

BTTT


505 posted on 10/01/2008 10:58:06 AM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Lord please bless our nation with John McCain as president and Sarah Palin as Vice President! Amen.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Post-election desperately-needed humor BUMP!


506 posted on 11/12/2008 7:45:16 PM PST by Old Sarge (For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be an American)
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To: Partisan Hack

Ever see this thread?

(brilliant, btw, and LOL number 1, sorry I just found ya!)


507 posted on 03/05/2009 2:51:34 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

This is great! Hadn’t seen this one before.

Had me laughing out loud (which I sorely needed!)

Thanks!


508 posted on 03/05/2009 2:59:15 PM PST by aragorn (We do indeed live in interesting times. FUBO.)
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To: aflaak

ping


509 posted on 04/30/2009 6:36:59 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (The U.S. Constitution may be flawed, but it's a whole lot better than what we have now)
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To: r-q-tek86

pong


510 posted on 05/12/2009 9:22:29 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: MrEdd

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511 posted on 05/13/2009 5:59:40 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (The U.S. Constitution may be flawed, but it's a whole lot better than what we have now)
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To: r-q-tek86

It is time for a BTTT for this classic thread.


512 posted on 06/17/2009 4:38:39 PM PDT by Danae (Amerikan Unity My Ass)
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To: Danae

What a classic, indeed!


513 posted on 07/13/2009 1:08:34 PM PDT by RedCell (Honor thy Father (9/6/07) - Semper Fi / Declaration of Independence - 5th sentence)
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bump


514 posted on 07/18/2009 4:47:17 PM PDT by BulletBobCo
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How have I missed this all these years???

Hilarious!


515 posted on 07/18/2009 5:41:56 PM PDT by TXBlair (www.ragingelephants.org)
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To: driftdiver; penelopesire; seekthetruth; television is just wrong; jcsjcm; BP2; Pablo Mac; ...

Somehow I missed this thread .... hysterical ... as only FReepers can be. Thanks, Roscoe .. I needed that laugh.


516 posted on 07/18/2009 11:10:06 PM PDT by STARWISE (The Art & Science Institute of Chicago Politics NE Div: now open at the White House)
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To: STARWISE

I must be nuts, I read every post right until the end...thanks for the ping, it was funny and I really needed a good laugh.


517 posted on 07/18/2009 11:52:59 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (fair dinkum!)
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To: Fred Nerks

;)


518 posted on 07/19/2009 12:23:12 AM PDT by STARWISE (The Art & Science Institute of Chicago Politics NE Div: now open at the White House)
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To: Roscoe Karns

OMG just too good!


519 posted on 07/19/2009 5:45:04 AM PDT by rodguy911 (HOME OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE--GO SARAHCUDA !!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

This thread is a riot!

Now I know what a spork weasel looks like.


520 posted on 10/09/2009 8:26:01 PM PDT by Palladin (ACORN is a criminal enterprise.)
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