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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Roscoe Karns

I know I probably shouldn't...
but it's Friday night and time to bump the Spork Weasel...


461 posted on 08/18/2006 3:45:24 PM PDT by VOA
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To: VOA

NUMP


462 posted on 08/24/2006 9:46:36 AM PDT by MrEdd (More cheep than a flock of baby chickens.)
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To: MrEdd

Dat Spork Weasel ain't nevah gonna' die!


463 posted on 08/24/2006 10:12:17 AM PDT by VOA
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To: GreenEggsNHam

Ping! The origin of 'Spork Weasel.' Check out the guy's profile... oh Lord...


464 posted on 08/24/2006 12:10:58 PM PDT by ericthecurdog (The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life. You've got me laughing so my sides are hurting.

A FREE REPUBLIC CLASSIC!!!

Bookmarking!


465 posted on 09/01/2006 5:33:30 PM PDT by RobFromGa (The FairTax cult is like Scientology, but without the movie stars)
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To: uscabjd; Kahuna; GOPsterinMA; george76; Russ; Don'tMessWithTexas; UNGN; ClaireSolt; ...

ping to one of the funniest threads ever...


466 posted on 09/01/2006 5:38:44 PM PDT by RobFromGa (The FairTax cult is like Scientology, but without the movie stars)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Friday night, a holiday weekend, and Spork Weasel.

Nah, it don't get no better than that!


467 posted on 09/01/2006 5:41:07 PM PDT by VOA
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To: RobFromGa

Indeed, funniest thing I've ever seen on FR.


468 posted on 09/02/2006 8:37:06 AM PDT by LS
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To: LS

Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!


469 posted on 09/02/2006 8:40:09 AM PDT by RobFromGa (The FairTax cult is like Scientology, but without the movie stars)
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To: RobFromGa

Thanks for the ping. Funny stuff.


470 posted on 09/02/2006 4:46:48 PM PDT by Defiant (Let the Muzzies travel on their own airlines so they don't endanger the rest of us.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

SWEET!!! On a scale of 1 to 10, a solid 9.87. The French and Russian judges brought it down.


471 posted on 09/02/2006 5:44:19 PM PDT by 12th_Monkey
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To: Cyber Liberty

Hoooieee!

Flaming nuclear death cloud cat cloud thingamabob!

:-)


472 posted on 09/03/2006 7:15:48 PM PDT by gogogodzilla (I criticize everyone... and then breath some radioactive fire and stomp on things.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

WORD


473 posted on 09/03/2006 7:29:40 PM PDT by Crooked Constituent
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To: Roscoe Karns

We're not worthy!


474 posted on 09/10/2006 2:24:02 PM PDT by RobFromGa (The FairTax cult is like Scientology, but without the movie stars)
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To: Roscoe Karns; MikefromOhio

On a scale from 1 to 10, I give this one a 65!


475 posted on 09/15/2006 9:23:18 PM PDT by JRios1968 (9-11, 5 years later...NEVER forget!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

This really IS the gift that keeps on giving.


476 posted on 09/15/2006 9:27:55 PM PDT by norton
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To: Roscoe Karns

What's funny is -- when you walk through that door in the background, you enter the room where DU resides.


477 posted on 09/15/2006 9:30:06 PM PDT by Publius ("Death to traitors." -- Lafayette Baker)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Those are the home computers of the future.


478 posted on 09/15/2006 9:30:13 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: Roscoe Karns

Spork Weasel Lives!


479 posted on 09/29/2006 6:46:08 PM PDT by VOA
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To: Roscoe Karns

Did you say Wing Attack, Plan R?

480 posted on 09/29/2006 7:33:40 PM PDT by ffusco (Maecilius Fuscus,Governor of Longovicium , Manchester, England. 238-244 AD)
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