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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Watery Tart

Yes, slide rules are handy devices and many of us gals appreciate them but I’ve found it to be true… the size of the slide rule is of no consequence unless the engineer in charge knows how to put it to good use - :),

And unless you are married to or know your engineer very, very well, best to always use a “pocket protector” too!


321 posted on 07/29/2006 1:22:48 PM PDT by Caramelgal (There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.)
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To: Caramelgal

The slide rule was affectionately known as the slip stick....


322 posted on 07/29/2006 1:25:39 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: Caramelgal

The slide rule was affectionately known as the slip stick....


323 posted on 07/29/2006 1:25:46 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: Roscoe Karns; A.Hun
LOL, as I was reading this I was thinking of,

All Your Base Are Belong To Us Mods.

In AD2006, war was beginning...



What happen?
Someone set up us the bomb.
We get signal.
What?
Main screen turn on.
It's you!



How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.



What you say?



You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha...


324 posted on 07/29/2006 1:29:22 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: Roscoe Karns
I especially love the "spork weasel", that will be a useful phrase to appropriate for future use.

Good stuff...
325 posted on 07/29/2006 1:32:26 PM PDT by Mjaye
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To: A.Hun

I already praised that one to high heavens--a true ZOT! classic!


326 posted on 07/29/2006 1:35:49 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (http://www.savethesoldiers.com/)
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To: Lazamataz
Ehw. That’s not really what I had in mind… More like…

Or…

Now that's what I call some sexy nerds!
327 posted on 07/29/2006 1:41:59 PM PDT by Caramelgal (There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.)
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To: bwteim

That sounds sort of naughty!


328 posted on 07/29/2006 1:49:07 PM PDT by Caramelgal (There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.)
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To: greyfoxx39

Thanks for the ping... this was a great article.


329 posted on 07/29/2006 1:50:50 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.)
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To: Lazamataz
Sorry. What was I thinking! I almost forgot the Myth Busters!



Especially Adam…very nerdy sexy cute!
330 posted on 07/29/2006 1:53:57 PM PDT by Caramelgal (There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.)
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To: A.Hun

Is that a meerkat I see there...I love that series.


331 posted on 07/29/2006 2:02:47 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Will someone PLEASE put a sock in Bill Richardson's flappin' pie hole???)
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To: OneWingedShark

You are welcome...we have some really creative people on this site!


332 posted on 07/29/2006 2:04:46 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Will someone PLEASE put a sock in Bill Richardson's flappin' pie hole???)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Thanks so much Roscoe. This was great and a much appreciated and needed humor break.

Looking at the pics and your comments, I’ve gotta believe you are fans of these guys…MST3K Lives On!



Classic.

Do this again sometime. “Behind the Scenes of a ZOT! – Part II – The Sequel” or perhaps the Prequel? Think of the possibilities.
333 posted on 07/29/2006 2:09:16 PM PDT by Caramelgal (There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLMAO!!!

My daughter-in-law is sitting here with her laptop, wondering what has gotten into her crasy mother-in-law!!!


334 posted on 07/29/2006 4:28:51 PM PDT by meema (I am a Conservative Traditional Republican, NOT an elitist, sexist, cynic or right wing extremist!)
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To: Cyber Liberty
Fasinating.

I'm still waiting for my first IB4Z post, so it's truly amazing to see all the science behind a zot. Harvard, Princeton, MIT, and Stamford must be jeaulous.

:<)

335 posted on 07/29/2006 4:34:16 PM PDT by sig226 (There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who do not.)
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To: greyfoxx39; A.Hun
Is that a meerkat I see there...I love that series.

YES that must be a meerkat! I love that series too!

336 posted on 07/29/2006 4:39:02 PM PDT by meema (I am a Conservative Traditional Republican, NOT an elitist, sexist, cynic or right wing extremist!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

BOOMP!

337 posted on 07/29/2006 4:43:05 PM PDT by MrEdd (A lawsuit by the obese against illegal labor. It fights illegality with irresponsibility)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Hilarious! Well done, sir!


338 posted on 07/29/2006 4:47:27 PM PDT by kayak (Praying for MozartLover's son, Jemian's son, all our military, and our President every day!)
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To: A.Hun
No zot thread is complete without this...(maybe it's just me but...)

Ooh an actual picture of a spork weasel.
It's cuteness belies it's insidiousness.

339 posted on 07/29/2006 5:03:36 PM PDT by MrEdd (A lawsuit by the obese against illegal labor. It fights illegality with irresponsibility)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Slip18

Thanks for the ping. It is indeed hilarious.


340 posted on 07/29/2006 6:21:46 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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