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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: alice_in_bubbaland

He's my fave....


281 posted on 07/29/2006 9:42:37 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Don't you wish there were a knob on the computer to turn up the intelligence?)
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To: A.Hun

LOL. I had no idea how complicated that zotting stuff was. Kudos to Roscoe.


282 posted on 07/29/2006 9:43:10 AM PDT by Bahbah (Pulverize them,, IDF. G_d bless Israel)
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To: A.Hun; Roscoe Karns

That was a riot! Thanks for the ping and the laughs!


283 posted on 07/29/2006 9:46:35 AM PDT by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Gun owners have illustrated rights are individual and can be protected by individuals.)
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To: A.Hun; Roscoe Karns

Many thanks for the ping. Truly a classic.


284 posted on 07/29/2006 9:58:32 AM PDT by Bulldaddy (www.constructionlawblog.net)
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To: Roscoe Karns; Admin Moderator; driftdiver
Roscoe, a side splitter! Here are my votes:

Academy Zotward for 2006 Classic Black & White, Zottsploitation Film.

Best Line: "Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!"

Best supporting Actor goes to Admin Moderator for #19.

The extremely difficult to win and thus rarely awarded electrifying "Nikola Tesla Award" goes to the Admin Mod as well.

"I tried to give Jim a one hour suspension, and my house mysteriously switched from 120 volts to 2 million volts."


And finally, the "They thought I was Zotbait but I speak only in Sarcasm Award" goes to longtime noob FReeper, DriftDiver.

285 posted on 07/29/2006 10:02:07 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: A.Hun

Atilla, thanks for the ping.


286 posted on 07/29/2006 10:12:39 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind ... Longtime Poster, first time Reader...)
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To: Roscoe Karns

This is the best laugh I've had in a while. Keep up the good work.


287 posted on 07/29/2006 10:15:05 AM PDT by free_at_jsl.com
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To: bwteim

Glad you enjoyed it. Good post on your part!


288 posted on 07/29/2006 10:20:57 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: A.Hun

Hey! This is so good, I bookmarked it.


289 posted on 07/29/2006 10:23:21 AM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: cibco

Me too, destined to be a Freeper classic!


290 posted on 07/29/2006 10:23:49 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: A.Hun; Roscoe Karns
Thanks, but Film Director Roscoe Karns has the gift;)

Just like Film Noir, we need to coin a word for this new genre, Film Zot or something similar.

291 posted on 07/29/2006 10:36:16 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind ... Longtime Poster, first time Reader...)
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To: Roscoe Karns

FRink!!!!


292 posted on 07/29/2006 10:41:39 AM PDT by Jo Nuvark ((Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3))
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To: A.Hun

Thanks for the behind the scenes Zot.
Laughed my head off. So funny. FRink!!!

Jo


293 posted on 07/29/2006 10:48:07 AM PDT by Jo Nuvark ((Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3))
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To: vox_freedom

Love that gif, lol


294 posted on 07/29/2006 11:12:17 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Will someone PLEASE put a sock in Bill Richardson's flappin' pie hole???)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!


295 posted on 07/29/2006 11:22:19 AM PDT by Danae (Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
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To: Roscoe Karns; LibertyLee; Enchante; Howlin; colorcountry; CedarDave; DesertDreamer; CougarGA7; ...
Humor ping for your ping lists if you wish...a FR classic in the making!

If you have seen it, excuse the ping.

Roscoe, this is just a terrific thread.

296 posted on 07/29/2006 11:24:09 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Will someone PLEASE put a sock in Bill Richardson's flappin' pie hole???)
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To: Admin Moderator

Admin Moderator is:



When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Admin Moderator.

Admin Moderator can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Admin Moderator doesn't read books. Admin Moderator stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Admin Moderator does a pushup, Admin Moderator isn't lifting himself up - Admin Moderator is pushing the Earth down.

Admin Moderator does not sleep. Admin Moderator waits.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Admin Moderator has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Admin Moderator.

Admin Moderator does not get frostbite. Admin Moderator bites frost.

Admin Moderator is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

There is no such thing as global warming. Admin Moderator was cold, so Admin Moderator turned the sun up.

Admin Moderator doesn't wear a watch. Admin Moderator decides what time it is.

Admin Moderator gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Admin Moderator can slam a revolving door.

Admin Moderator is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


From: http://www.freerepublic.com/~adminmoderator/


297 posted on 07/29/2006 11:26:22 AM PDT by Danae (Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
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To: Roscoe Karns
I love you.

Marry me.

298 posted on 07/29/2006 11:29:51 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)
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To: xsmommy; RikaStrom; VRWCmember; Argh; anniegetyourgun; Amos the Prophet; AxelPaulsenJr; Asphalt; ...
Snorting Coca-Cola out of my nose here...Check it out, younz...This is how the janitors do their job with the short-bus folks.

(I swiped Lady Liberty's (aka Miss Slippy) ping list....)

299 posted on 07/29/2006 11:31:07 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of an accident)
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To: Caramelgal
Why is it that I find myself so strangely attracted to men with crew cuts, white button down shirts, pocket protectors, skinny ties and thick rimmed glasses sitting in front of big main frame terminals?


300 posted on 07/29/2006 11:31:36 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)
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