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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: cibco
Ignore the PEmail's and move on.

PEmail's? How do I get on that? All i got on this crummy site is FreepMaill

JOKE


181 posted on 07/28/2006 7:01:28 PM PDT by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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To: Roscoe Karns; Jet Jaguar

Love it!!!


182 posted on 07/28/2006 7:08:10 PM PDT by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
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To: darkwing104

It REALLY is a GREAT thread;' one for FR's hall of fame; that's for sure. :-)


183 posted on 07/28/2006 7:08:23 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: All
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"Save the troll leg for me!"

I always wondered what happened to the Univac! ;-)

184 posted on 07/28/2006 7:08:42 PM PDT by Kieri (Dump "Dangerously Incompetent" Debbie, Support Keith Butler for Senate)
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To: Roscoe Karns

"Women and Children Hit Hardest"


185 posted on 07/28/2006 7:10:49 PM PDT by DocRock
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLAICGU!!!!!!!!!!


186 posted on 07/28/2006 7:12:37 PM PDT by Godzilla (Evil can be defeated when the good are unafraid.)
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To: All

I ALMOST hit the abuze button but stopped myself in mid press


187 posted on 07/28/2006 7:12:52 PM PDT by Fitzcarraldo
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To: eyespysomething

is that a Univac 1102?


188 posted on 07/28/2006 7:13:51 PM PDT by Fitzcarraldo
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To: Roscoe Karns

I needed a laugh today. Thanks!


189 posted on 07/28/2006 7:15:26 PM PDT by clintonh8r (To err is human, to forgive, divine. Neither is Marine Corps policy.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

That was the best!!!! Thanks so much..I needed a laugh


190 posted on 07/28/2006 7:18:36 PM PDT by woofie
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To: All
This one needs to be easily found somehow. Far too funny to be searchable only.

Great job.

Now, I have to spend the rest of the night cleaning up the keyboard :-(
191 posted on 07/28/2006 7:19:56 PM PDT by allen08gop ("Woman is the most powerful magnet in the universe... and all men are cheap metal!")
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To: nopardons
It REALLY is a GREAT thread;' one for FR's hall of fame; that's for sure. :-)

Looks like an instant classic...


192 posted on 07/28/2006 7:24:28 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: driftdiver

Hey, I resemble that remark...but in my case it's Saturday morning....


193 posted on 07/28/2006 7:25:50 PM PDT by Actually_in_Tokyo (ahead of the game)
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To: Admin Moderator

If you don't know, who does? LOL


194 posted on 07/28/2006 7:27:37 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: BunnySlippers

Cat at peace : )


195 posted on 07/28/2006 7:27:49 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: darkwing104

It sure is! :-)


196 posted on 07/28/2006 7:28:18 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: BunnySlippers

Oh.............how cute! :-)


197 posted on 07/28/2006 7:30:42 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: Roscoe Karns
Well if Jorge Bush would just enforce the laws on the books, kick all of the illegals out and landmine the border we wouldn't have zots!

Sorry, almost 200 posts without a hijack is unthinkable.
198 posted on 07/28/2006 7:32:15 PM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Humor B U M P !


199 posted on 07/28/2006 7:32:59 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: Admin Moderator

FR's very own ILLUMINATI.........ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


200 posted on 07/28/2006 7:33:26 PM PDT by nopardons
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