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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: cibco
Photo shop is your next assignment then..

I need vacation. May take it at the keys and learn P Shop. I tried it once.....

141 posted on 07/28/2006 6:19:43 PM PDT by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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To: defconw

LLSS's


142 posted on 07/28/2006 6:19:55 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns; darkwing104; Jet Jaguar

ROFLMBO!! Thanks for the pings DW & JJ!!


143 posted on 07/28/2006 6:20:38 PM PDT by StarCMC ("The word of muslims will never, ever override what our U.S. Marines say." - TheCrusader)
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To: knews_hound
Well, mostly, there is still the occasional lapse....

I know how you feel.

L

144 posted on 07/28/2006 6:20:48 PM PDT by Lurker (2 months and still no Bill from Pence. Does anyone on his staff own a pen?)
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To: cibco

Exactly!


145 posted on 07/28/2006 6:21:27 PM PDT by defconw (Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it?)
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To: don-o
LOL! Getting double teamed? Got Jack on? Follow his advise...
146 posted on 07/28/2006 6:21:49 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Admin Moderator

147 posted on 07/28/2006 6:22:05 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROFLOL!


148 posted on 07/28/2006 6:23:06 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: Admin Moderator

LOL! What's the red X for?


149 posted on 07/28/2006 6:24:15 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Fudd Fan

"Really... is there such a great need to be nasty?"

Didn't think I was nasty. I made a sarcastic and self depreciating comment regarding a post someone obviously put a lot of thought into. For that I was attacked for no reason.


150 posted on 07/28/2006 6:24:32 PM PDT by driftdiver
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To: cibco
Got Jack on?

Subnet channels and sprockets are open. Perimeter is set up.

151 posted on 07/28/2006 6:24:57 PM PDT by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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To: cibco

Right click.


152 posted on 07/28/2006 6:25:01 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Roscoe Karns

Great stuff!


153 posted on 07/28/2006 6:25:31 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Roscoe Karns

Lol. Good job


154 posted on 07/28/2006 6:25:41 PM PDT by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: Admin Moderator

Did, nothing happened..


155 posted on 07/28/2006 6:26:17 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: silent_jonny
How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about. ---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along. .

LMAO!!

156 posted on 07/28/2006 6:26:32 PM PDT by retrokitten (http://retrosrants.blogspot.com/)
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To: Roscoe Karns
What about the nuclear afteraffects of a zot, as depected in this collage?


157 posted on 07/28/2006 6:26:50 PM PDT by Thunder90
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To: don-o

Slaps head! Now I know why there was only one hour tonight..


158 posted on 07/28/2006 6:28:01 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: driftdiver; Fudd Fan
I went back and read it -

I see an attempt at self depracting humor in #5. Missed it first read. I am sorry for my intemperate responses. Now let's get this tread up to 1,000

159 posted on 07/28/2006 6:29:09 PM PDT by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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To: Roscoe Karns; Baynative; Horatio Gates; Publius; Libertina

Best Zot in many moons! PING!


160 posted on 07/28/2006 6:30:13 PM PDT by JDoutrider
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