Posted on 07/24/2006 8:40:59 AM PDT by george76
After learning that the battle between Israel and Hezbollah could have been prevented if Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, had been the U.S. Commander in Chief, President George Bush today dispatched Sen. Kerry to the war-torn region to “get this thing solved.”
Sen. Kerry, a career Vietnam veteran, who told a political gathering in Detroit yesterday that “we must destroy Hezbollah” and that the president “has been absent on diplomacy“, said he would bring his own brand of “diplomatic destruction” to the terrorist group.
“Senator Kerry’s presence and intellect alone should bring a swift end to hostilities,” said Mr. Bush, who admitted that he, and the State Department, had “kind of put the Middle East thing on the back burner” while following televised coverage of the Tour de France bicycle race.
In related news, as hostilities along the Lebanon border approached the two-week mark, the crisis was officially added to the list of “bad things that would not have happened during a John Kerry presidency.”
Did you know that Kerry served in Vietnam?
Ha! ha! ha! ha!
It is terrifying to think that "D" student Kerry, the world's most sucessful gigolo/moron/liar/braggadocio/traitor/mega-narcissist ever got so close to the Presidency.
Dude, WTF are you smoking?
Don't you think that Kerry would have told us by now if that were true?
...rolling eyes in disbelief...
< sarcasm off > :)
sKerry is the perfect war "hero" for the morons over at the DUngheap. 3 Purple Hearts in 4 months and nary a visit to the hospital. If you extrapolate that forward, sKerry would have been the Audie Murphy of the Vietnam War.
"It is terrifying to think that "D" student Kerry, the world's most sucessful gigolo/moron/liar/braggadocio/traitor/mega-narcissist ever got so close to the Presidency."
Bush was safe. The only thing that made it close was the "vote often" program initiated by Democrats in Philly, Chicago, Detroit and Milwaukee.
Well put.
GW should send the Goron, Murtha, Pelosi, Reid, Durban and other cut and run rats. Then, surround them with liberal soldiers who don't want to be there.
Leave them in Lebanon for 6 months and let them work their magic.
I always thought it astonishing arrogance that Kerry would brag about Vietnam, given his evil and sorry record. But, I have never understood clinical narcissistic sociopaths.
He astill has the long face and the attitude that
is a sure formula for his defeat....he can still
get his advice from Bob Shrum, favorite on Hardball..
They never learn, so why even mention the "LOSER." Jake
Yes, I remember that "Christmas in Cambodia" when Nixon ( who was not yet President ) sent ...
Good grief. For about 3 seconds after reading that headline I was fooled. Then I saw the source. Probably going to take another 10 minutes to get my BP back down.
It is rumored that Kerry will appoint Shep Smith as his personal Press liason upon arrival in Lebanon because of Shep's expertise in Hezbollah tactics.
you dont say...?
What sort of idiot would make the centrepiece of his presidential campaign four months of proud service in a war he’s best known for opposing? ... How cocooned from reality do you have to be to think you can transform one of the most divisive periods in American history – in which you were largely responsible for much of the divisiveness – into a sappy, happy-clappy, soft-focus patriotic blur without anybody objecting? Most Vietnam veterans of my acquaintance loathe John Kerry, and, if he wasn’t aware of that, he’s too out of it to be President.
Post 18: LOL!
Lock up the Israeli and hezzbullah generals with Terazuh in a small room. Hostilities will end forever (they will be begging for peace!!)
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