Posted on 07/24/2006 5:13:40 AM PDT by Aussie Dasher
July 24, 2006 -- WASHINGTON - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign army has increased its ranks to 50 staffers and more than 20 consultants, specialists in everything from fund-raising to speech-writing to hairstyling and makeup.
Clinton, the likely 2008 Democratic White House front-runner, ponied up nearly $3,000 in campaign cash for her blond tresses to get some presidential pampering from acclaimed D.C. stylist Isabelle Goetz.
Recently released federal fund-raising records show Clinton shelled out $1,500 in April for Goetz to carefully craft her coiffure and another $1,000 for a camera-ready clip in May.
She passed off both styling sessions as "media production" expenses.
Clinton was so desperate for Goetz to style her gilded mane, she picked up the scissor siren's $405 travel tab in April and a $38 expenses tab in May.
Goetz, a fixture at the swank Cristophe salon and the favored stylist of John Kerry, has been clipping the former first lady's locks for years - she's credited for updating Clinton's coif from country to chic. To complement the touch-up of her tresses, Clinton invested another $3,000 for makeup maestro Barbara Lacy to brush on some blush.
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There isnt a liposuction machine that will suck out the fat as fast as she produces if. One Doctor claimed that the fat was actually being sucked down from her head and was plugging the siphon tube.
I agree .. LOL! "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear" .. not for ANY amount of money.
Don't forget boys & girls - Hillary, her 'husband', a bunch of hollywood losers, and Stan Lee (the comic book guy) are going to testify in a court of law here real soon about some lies she told about fundraising. You'll only hear about it on FR so don't bother waiting for the other media to report on it. Maybe her new staff can help her get pretty for that photo-op.
Hillsbolah. The sleeper cell of makeover artists have been activated. Let the fight for our future begin.
Still a pig!
A stylist? Given Hillary's hairdoo, the stylist must double as a landscaper.
Oh, you're much too kind :)
"Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign army has increased its ranks to 50 staffers and more than 20 consultants..."
I wonder if there is a way to find out just who these staffers are...and what kind of dirt/criminal records they have.
I hate to be the barer of bad news to hitlery, but it's going to take a heck of a lot more than $3000 to improve her looks. She pays a woman $3000 to brush on some blush and we can all see it didn't do a whole lot of good. Shhot, for $5 I could've gotten her a brown paper bag and the results would have been much better!
3G? I thought Hitlery would need at least 1M to make herself look good!
Earl Scheib used to be able to paint any car for $39.95. time to bring him out of retirement.
LOL.
Is the she-beast picking her nose or is it body language revealing that she is lying?
Gosh, I guess it could go either way!
I knew this thread -- with all the expected and anticipated comments and pictures -- would have me in stitches!
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