Basic Evolutionist Time Sandwich

7/23/06 | self

[RadioAstronomer]

Don't forget Saturn hovering over the north pole.

Bwahahahahaha!

[js1138]

[js1138]

Just add water...

[tomzz]

fyi

[Senator Bedfellow]

How about the Felt Gravity Effect? And ascii bats?

Feral chickens? The magical gravity-reducing properties of Saturn in a polar orbit?

[Sofa King]

Sorry, but actual scientific data trumps simplistic calculations based off of arbitrary parameters and inaccurate models.

[Mark was here]

So are "Birth Defects" the driving force of evolution, or not?

Maybe it is better not to donate to the March of Dimes, because with the right Birth Defects we could grow wings, and simply fly where we wanted to go, if the weather was nice, and the traffic was bad.

[dread78645]

The Ted Holden Quiz Page

[tomzz]

The only thing not to like in Haldane's original formulation of the problem was his describing it in terms of "genetic death". For those who would raise that as an objection, Walter Remine has a couple of new papers out which describe the problem entirely in terms of birth rates.

[Hoplite]

Utter nonsense

Typical evolutionist knee-jerk response.

If you stopped for a moment to consider all the starving African children who could be saved if they were provided with one basic evolutionist time sandwich a day, then you'd change your tune.

[js1138]

Why do you think making fun of unfortunate people constitutes a good joke?

[Sofa King]

"The only thing not to like in Haldane's original formulation"

You see, here's the crux of the problem. Whether or not you like Haldane's formulation is irrelevant to the fact that it's completely arbitrary. I'm sure that you just love his math, but it's still based off of a model that he custom built to give the results that he wanted and not to accurately represent how evolution works.

[DennisR]

Yikes! That would be bad for those of us who work at the only commercial-airplane company in the U.S. By the way, I have never seen any model of airplane - ever after "16 billion years" - mysteriously show up on the flight line. Maybe it will take another 16 billion years???

[Mark was here]

Why do you think making fun of unfortunate people constitutes a good joke?

If Birth Defects are how we evolved, they are a good thing, and who are we to challenge life evolving processes.

Besides it may be fun to fly. After all, with Evolution, all things are possible!

[RS]

"That meat clearly is not 70 million years old; I've seen week-old roadkill which looked worse. "

Really ?
Just how old do you think it "clearly" is ?

a week ? a decade ? a thousand years ?

[Brit1]

Malcolm Muggeridge ? surely not the well known homosexual and Drury Lane Fairy.

[MadLibDisease]

mark for later

[tomzz]

I'd GUESS a few thousand years, possibly as much as ten or twelve thousand. After 60 million years, all that would be left would be petrified material.

[tomzz]

If you stopped for a moment to consider all the starving African children who could be saved if they were provided with one basic evolutionist time sandwich a day, then you'd change your tune.

You're talking about making real sandwiches out of evolutionists? Don't know if anybody would want to EAT that....

[Hoplite]

They're not made out of evolutionists, silly, they're made with recovered Dino meat. Tastes like chicken, and meets halal and kosher requirements for humanitarian daily ration meals.