FReeper Canteen ~ Canteen Music Dedication For Our Troops ~ 22 Jul 2006

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[laurenmarlowe]

Just adorable Jack!

[SandRat]

Soldier Dad sends son to Scout camp to keep him busy and this is what the Mom gets.

Camp Letter


Dear Mom,

Our Scoutmaster told us all to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and two sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened.

Oh yes, please call Chad's mother and tell her that he's OK. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride on one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning.

Scoutmaster Webb got mad at Chad for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him.

Did you know that if you put a gas can on a fire, the gas can will blow up? Billy is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Webb gets the car fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked OK when we left. Scoutmaster Webb said that with a car that old you to have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance on it. We think it's a neat car. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride in the tailgate. It gets pretty hot with ten people in a car.

Scoutmaster Webb is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Terry how to drive. But he only lets him drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks.

Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Dave dove in the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works.

Also, Wade and I threw up. Scoutmaster Webb said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with the food they ate in prison.

I'm so glad he got out and became our Scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time.

I have to go now. We are going into town to mail our letters and buy bullets.

Don't worry about anything. We are fine.

Love, Johnny

[Kathy in Alaska]

Not yet.....bluefish is down at this very moment. When it comes back, ftp here we come.

[Mfkmmof4]

Great sortie, alfa - Thanks.

[laurenmarlowe]

Very cool alfa, love seeing these classic planes.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good evening, tx......are you getting a tad wet?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Raincaoats are nice!! So are umbrellas when your steak is threatened. LOL!

[SandRat]

Many Freepers seem to be in need of that nectar-of-the-gods....coffee. However, at times, it also seems that some need a little advice regarding their consumption of such. Therefore, the following is a list of things to watch out for.

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TOO MUCH COFFEE



You answer the door before people knock.

Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

You ski uphill.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."

You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

Cocaine is a downer.

All your kids are named "Joe".

You don't need a hammer to pound nails.

Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.

You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirs.

People get dizzy just watching you.

You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

Instant coffee takes too long.

When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."

You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

You don't tan, you roast.

You can't even remember your second cup.

You help your dog chase its tail.

[laurenmarlowe]

graphic courtesy of Sonora

Music for our Troops, Veterans, and their families!!
Thank you for your service to our Country!

If you would like to be added/removed from the
Canteen Music Ping List, please
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Night Ranger~Greatest Hits

Genre: Rock

Some songs may not be suitable for kids, click with caution!

[TASMANIANRED]

Very cute....

Had the $#$** scared out of me this week.

Was sitting at the table and heard some strange pings against the house.

Called Tazman to do his manly duty and he went out sufficiently armed.

Nothing.

Heard it again but it sounded like something small and scratchy running along the gutter.

Tazman had to go look again.

3rd time I heard it, I turned all the lights out and cast a side long glance out the blinds half expecting to see red alien eyes peering in at me.

Didn't know if it was rat,bat,cat or something else.

Little later, I let Solly out.. She nailed the problem. Cicada's thumping the house under my porch light.

[Jack Deth]

Great photos, alfa6!

The Brits sure built them pretty.

Always like the Beaufighter and the Swordfish.

The Lysander was also a pretty bird.

Jack.

[TASMANIANRED]

Every parent's worse nightmare.

[EsmeraldaA]

Hehehehe got it!

I like the first combination, I'm not good at the liquor thing.

I know......how unsophisticated of me. LOL!

[StarCMC]

Music  Incoming!

 

Genre: Classic Rock

Scorpions - Lady Starlight

Safe for Ma and Kids? Click at your own risk

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Click the links in the top of the thread for more information!

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However, if the lyrics are inappropriate for children, please ping MoJo2001.*

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[laurenmarlowe]

graphic courtesy of Sonora

Music for our Troops, Veterans, and their families!!
Thank you for your service to our Country!

If you would like to be added/removed from the
Canteen Music Ping List, please
FReepmail MoJo2001 or Kathy In Alaska

Amboy Dukes~The Best Of The Amboy Dukes

Genre: Classic Rock

Some songs may not be suitable for kids, click with caution!

[Jack Deth]

WOOHOO, Solly!!!


Danged Cicadas!


Jack.

[Kathy in Alaska]

I am ROTFLMBO at Johnny's letter......kids. They write good stuff, well, to them anyway. Poor Mom.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good evening now, Taz...do you have a theme for today? The sky says it might rain, but nothing yet.

[StarCMC]

Hopefully my webhost will be back up soon and the links will work -- I'm glad I had them saved (or most of them) before it went down! :o)

[Kathy in Alaska]

Well, hello there, HH. How are you on the weather front? Keeping busy?