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Police: UCF Student Set Dorm Fire To Meet Women (wanted to 'cruise' the evacuees)
Local 6 (Florida) ^
| July 19, 2006
Posted on 07/19/2006 10:53:03 PM PDT by Stoat
Police: UCF Student Set Dorm Fire To Meet Women
POSTED: 11:46 pm EDT July 19, 2006
UPDATED: 11:55 pm EDT July 19, 2006
A student at the University of Central Florida is accused of setting a fire on campus as a way to meet women, according to a Local 6 News report. Police said Matthew Damsky admitted to lighting a couch on fire at the Academic Village Dorms last week Damsky told officers he hoped he would be able to meet women as the building was being evacuated. He was arrested for arson and booked in to the Orange County Jail. There were no injuries in connection with the fire.
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Matthew Damsky
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: arson; college; crime; criminals; dating; germanyorflorida; hadthehotsforhers; hunkahunkaburninlove; lightmyfire; matthewdamsky; pantsonfiretoo; ulightupmycouch
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To: no dems
I agree with the first part of your tagline.The second part is mainly 'wishful thinking' :-)
A blond babe in the White House who can verbally cut Helen Thomas to shreds would certainly maintain my attention :-)
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:13:25 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: staytrue
We can only hope your view is accurate, m'friend.
Certain Greek myths come to mind here, sorry to say.
What say you? 30 years? 40? Life sentence of attending every meeting of the NAG gang (possibly cruel and unusual...but I daresay the feminazis wouldn't bother to try to raise that point in any court).
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:14:24 PM PDT
by
SAJ
(Who doesn't jump is a French! (FReeper 'an italian') Wonderful comment!)
To: Slings and Arrows; aculeus; dighton; martin_fierro; Lijahsbubbe; BlueLancer
If he was that desperate, why didn't he just pull the fire alarm? What a maroon. Oh well, his date prospects will likely improve in the slammer.
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:18:29 PM PDT
by
Thinkin' Gal
(As it was in the days of NO...)
To: Thinkin' Gal
If he was that desperate, why didn't he just pull the fire alarm? He may well have done that on previous occasions......
An advantage of having an 'actual' fire is that the building will remain evacuated longer. More chance of upset babes not knowing what to do or where to go.....perfect opportunity for a breathtakingly sick loser who is looking to prey upon vulnerable people.
He's started on his career as an arsonist / rapist....hopefully some 'accident' will befall him before he actually harms someone, assuming he hasn't already.
What a maroon. Oh well, his date prospects will likely improve in the slammer.
His dance card will be full.
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:27:27 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: Slings and Arrows
There is a resemblance between Matthew and Brighton Beach's Eugene
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:28:01 PM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: austinaero
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:31:26 PM PDT
by
This Just In
("that protectionism, socialism, and communism are basically the same plant" The Law; F. Bastiat)
To: sully777
No wonder he was having trouble getting dates.
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:38:21 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
To: Stoat
Gives new meaning to "flushing out the chicks".
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:38:33 PM PDT
by
taxesareforever
(Never forget Matt Maupin)
To: Stoat
He'd have done it. But he wouldn't have got caught.
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:44:28 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
To: no dems
I did?
(Ditzy Yellow Lab Head Tilt)
FReep Mail or Post to clue me in.
Sincerely as craste as it was I was just coming off the top.
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:44:43 PM PDT
by
Global2010
(Go for the Last Round up... Getta along letta Doggies Getta Along)
To: JennysCool
He'd have done it. But he wouldn't have got caught.
Please forgive my cultural illiteracy; I don't recognize the person in the picture.
((((embarrassed))))
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:49:44 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: Stoat
"Come on, baby, light my fire."
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:55:06 PM PDT
by
MistrX
To: Stoat
That would be Tim Matheson in
Animal House. Smoothest character with the ladies EVER.
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:02:55 AM PDT
by
JennysCool
(Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
To: JennysCool
That would be Tim Matheson in Animal House. Smoothest character with the ladies EVER.
OH!! (slapping furry stoat head )
This is particularly embarrassing because I own the movie and have seen it probably 20 times or more.......
<<< standing in corner "sigh"
I had thought that it might be one of the Kennedy clan....they're not exactly 'smooth', but they're 'infamous' in that regard as I'm sure you know.
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:08:33 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: Stoat
It wasn't a great pic of Tim, so all is forgiven! :-)
FReegards!
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:11:10 AM PDT
by
JennysCool
(Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
To: JennysCool
It wasn't a great pic of Tim, so all is forgiven! :-)
FReegards!aww, thanks!
<<< sheepishly moving our of corner
"OMG! Is that smoke that I smell? Quick! Let's run outside....here, you can have this blanket to keep warm....don't worry, I'll look after you. Here, I just happen to have an extra Scotch on the rocks with me
Say, what's your name? Where are you from? Gee, you're very pretty....are you dating anyone?"
I could just see it....it would be a scream in a movie, but it's REALLY creepy in real life. I hope that he's put away for a VERY long time.
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:18:28 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: Dallas59
"No babes in da Big House.."
His arrival will solve that problem. Perhaps not in the way he intended though. Bubba will be happy so it all ends well.
To: cjshapi
I've always found buying women drinks and chatting them up works best.
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posted on
07/20/2006 4:07:53 AM PDT
by
Junior
(Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
To: Stoat
What a dummy....the girls are going to think the firemen are hotter anyway.
To: Junior
He needs to hook up with the chick that called 911 to meet the hot cop.
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posted on
07/20/2006 5:02:11 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
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