Ted Kennedy's ten most recent ringtone downloads

Newsbender ^ | July 13, 2006 | newsbender

[gurued]

Washington, DC— An intern working for Edward M. Kennedy has obtained a copy of the Massachusetts senator's ten most recent cell phone ringtone downloads.

[misterrob]

10. Whiskey River

9. I'm Here for the Party

8. I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink

7. Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall

6. Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo

5. I Love This Bar

4. Set 'em Up Joe

3. Alcohol

2. Family Tradition

1. I've Got Friends in Low Places

Senator Kennedy is said to be encouraging the public to suggest additional ringtones to his Washington office that would compliment his current collection.

[misterrob]

Put your legs on my shoulders.....

[dfwgator]

The Philandrerer.

[sushiman]

Six-pack To Go ...In Heaven There Ain't No Beer ...

[Gator101]

Swimmy Swim by Woodie Guthrie

[MarineBrat]

Deadman's Curve

or

Last Kiss

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck.
I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean ain't whiskey and I'm not a duck
So I'll swim to the top and let Mary Jo sink.

[phoenix0468]

He probably already has "Gin and Juice" by Snoop Dogg right?

[The Brush]

Everybody must get stoned
Tequila Sunrise
Bottle of wine

[MarkeyD]

What about Alan Jackson's "Designated Drinker"

[Dog]

Splish

Splash

I was taking a secretary home..

[1rudeboy]

In only a slightly similar vein, I recently purchased a new cellphone, and all the ringtones are ghey. Anybody know where I can find/download a tone that makes my phone sound like a phone, and not a Stephen King carnival ride?

[Ken H]

Like a bridge over troubled waters;
I will let you drown.

[Gay State Conservative]

"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"

[new yorker 77]

PLAY IT LOUD:TED KENNEDY THEME SONG

[new yorker 77]

PLAY IT LOUD:TED KENNEDY THEME SONG

by Thurston Harris

[Doohickey]

11. One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

12. I Drink Alone

[Doohickey]

Okay, one more:

13. Too Drunk to F*** (by the Dead Kennedys)

[sine_nomine]

You never 'rive alive when you drive with Ted.

As opposed to

You never walk alone when you walk with God.