[misterrob]

10. Whiskey River

9. I'm Here for the Party

8. I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink

7. Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall

6. Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo

5. I Love This Bar

4. Set 'em Up Joe

3. Alcohol

2. Family Tradition

1. I've Got Friends in Low Places

Senator Kennedy is said to be encouraging the public to suggest additional ringtones to his Washington office that would compliment his current collection.

[Gator101]

Swimmy Swim by Woodie Guthrie

[MarineBrat]

Deadman's Curve

or

Last Kiss

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck.
I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean ain't whiskey and I'm not a duck
So I'll swim to the top and let Mary Jo sink.

[phoenix0468]

He probably already has "Gin and Juice" by Snoop Dogg right?

[1rudeboy]

In only a slightly similar vein, I recently purchased a new cellphone, and all the ringtones are ghey. Anybody know where I can find/download a tone that makes my phone sound like a phone, and not a Stephen King carnival ride?

[Ken H]

Like a bridge over troubled waters;
I will let you drown.

[Gay State Conservative]

"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"

[new yorker 77]

PLAY IT LOUD:TED KENNEDY THEME SONG

[new yorker 77]

PLAY IT LOUD:TED KENNEDY THEME SONG

by Thurston Harris

[Fiji Hill]

How about these classic rhythm & blues tunes?

Crawlin'

Early Times

Bad, Bad Whiskey

Drinkin' Wine Spodee-Odee

All That Wine Is Gone

Wine, Oh, Wine

WPLJ (White Port & Lemon Juice)

The Drunkard

Bloodshot Eyes

Junker Blues

[NerdDad]

"Two Pina Coladas"

[Reaganesque]

Drown By the Old Mill Stream

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

Yellow Submarine