[ZGuy]

2006 Results Ping

[Ditter]

Thanks for the ping. I LOVE these but I will have to read them later.

[Rummyfan]

Bump for later read....

[blue-duncan]

Will you please put me on the ping list?

[SuzanneC]

Oh, I hope you are on this ping list.

[bwteim]

Thanks for the ping;)

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Ramon kissed Juanita hard and fast, his tongue probing her mouth like an urologist's finger searching for a lone polyp on an engorged prostate gland,

I'm sorry but that one made me cry I was laughing so hard and I woke up my 9 week old.

[speedy]

Hilarious. Thank you for posting it. Somewhere Henry James is asking himself, "Why are they laughing at this?"

[reagan_fanatic]

Thanks for the ping. Some of these entries are simply hilarious!

[xp38]

Should have been winners....

[Skooz]

bump

[martin_fierro]

"Marty LOLed like the head of a drunken man..."

Thanks for the Ping!

[Lazamataz]

Sex with Rachel after she turned fifty was like driving the last-place team on the last day of the Iditarod Dog Sled Race, the point no longer the ride but the finish, the difficulty not the speed but keeping all the parts moving in the right direction, not to mention all that irritating barking.

All of these are funny but this was my favorite.

[Lazamataz]

Abandoned as an infant on a liferaft like a lone sardine in a diet coke (because dead sardines float), Laz furiously fished, paddled, and sighed by moonlight and sunlight (but only occasionally at twilight because that was his time of rest) and when at the age of 17 he saw his first helicopter he fired the semiautomatic repeating flare gun so that it spelled, in the sky for the helicopter pilot Jake Murfeld who was on his very first piloting mssion ever, to see:

Please put me on the ping list

[MarineBrat]

There's a Bulwer-Lytton ping list? I gotta be on that! ... please.

[badgerlandjim]

Thanks for the ping. These are always a real joy!!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Taken from the story itself, THIS sentence would be a competitor,

"Although best known for "The Last Days of Pompeii" (1834), which has been made into a movie three times, originating the expression "the pen is mightier than the sword," and phrases like "the great unwashed" and "pursuit of the almighty dollar," Bulwer-Lytton opened his novel Paul Clifford (1830) with the immortal words that the "Peanuts" beagle Snoopy plagiarized for years, "It was a dark and stormy night."

[small voice in the wilderness]

Bwhahah...hey, wait a minute..I'm on the ping list for WWW...

LOL!~ Thanks for the *ping*!