Satan welcomed the newest member to the Cicles of Hell personally. He was unavailable for comment.
Basayev was shocked to discover he wasn't in Paradise and wondered why he wasn't receiving his 72 virgins.
24 clones of Hillary Clinton, Madeline Albright and Helen Thomas were made available to Basayev instead. Rumors that they all have VD and vaginas with teeth have not been substantiated by our sources in the afterlife. However he did receive 72 companions believed to be rudimentary female in form.
To: PittsburghAfterDark
Everybody do the HAPPY DANCE!!!
2 posted on
07/10/2006 10:36:48 AM PDT by
Kenton
To: PittsburghAfterDark
Will Congressman Murtha issue a statement condemning the cold blooded murder of this man?
3 posted on
07/10/2006 10:37:06 AM PDT by
The G Man
(The NY Times did "great harm to the United States" - President George W. Bush 6/26/06)
To: PittsburghAfterDark
Russia's Chechen leader Basayev killed
And the world is a better place for it.
To: PittsburghAfterDark
Goodbye Shlameal, Not it's time to party!!!!!!!
5 posted on
07/10/2006 10:38:39 AM PDT by
AdvisorB
(For a terrorist bodycount in hamistan, let the smoke clear then count the ears and divide by 2.)
To: PittsburghAfterDark
Will the NY Times question the methods used to get this guy?
6 posted on
07/10/2006 10:39:43 AM PDT by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: PittsburghAfterDark
"Truck blew up," huh? Wanna bet it had a little help, Spetsnaz-style?
}:-)4
7 posted on
07/10/2006 10:41:46 AM PDT by
Moose4
(Dirka dirka Mohammed jihad.)
To: PittsburghAfterDark
basayev will find that hell isn't run by starving dehydrated school children
To: PittsburghAfterDark
9 posted on
07/10/2006 10:43:12 AM PDT by
spetznaz
(Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
To: PittsburghAfterDark
Excellent news. And to those who say that we haven"t gotten Bin Laden, this scumbag was Russia's most wanted for about 12 years. He operated in an area that is tiny compared to Afghanistan and Pakistan.
11 posted on
07/10/2006 11:07:33 AM PDT by
Mr. Keys
To: PittsburghAfterDark
I am a peaceful person. I do not wish harm on anyone. But in this case I'll make an exception:
Interfax quoted another senior Ingushetia official as saying he had been identified by body fragments, including his head and his prothesis.
Good!
13 posted on
07/10/2006 12:53:23 PM PDT by
jwalburg
(It wasn't the Executive that Thomas Jefferson referred to as "the Despotic Branch.")
To: PittsburghAfterDark
Well guess he's not the anti-Christ after all. I can't say I'm even a little bummed out. Not a smidgen.
Don't we need a he blowed up real good pic?
14 posted on
07/10/2006 1:03:05 PM PDT by
Jaded
(does it really need a sarcasm tag?)
To: PittsburghAfterDark
Satan welcomed the newest member to the Cicles of Hell personally.
Yeah baby! More good news!
Nice job Putin
15 posted on
07/10/2006 1:31:10 PM PDT by
eleni121
('Thou hast conquered, O Galilean!' (Julian the Apostate))
To: PittsburghAfterDark
According to state television, he was killed when a truck blew up while rebels were loading it with explosives in the village of Ekazhevo. He himself was sitting in a civilian car nearby and died in the massive explosion. This is Good.
16 posted on
07/10/2006 5:58:02 PM PDT by
Alia
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