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Of Mayonnaise and Minorities [Mayo is forbidden to Muslims!]
American Thinker ^ | July 6, 2006 | Keith Roderick

Posted on 07/06/2006 6:30:48 PM PDT by Alouette

A recent article in the UK Telegraph offered insights into the many ways that Islamists in Baghdad are making life, by increments, miserable for citizens of the city. Ice producers, crucial in helping people survive in Iraq’s 115 degree summer heat, have recently suffered several murders from their ranks. The reason: Their product was not available during the time of Mohammed.

Street venders who sell the popular Middle Eastern food falafel have also lost two of their own in the past few weeks, with other venders now closing their stalls. The same reason is offered by the Islamists, namely, that falafels did not exist at the beginning of Islam. Those who laughed off the warnings are now lying in Baghdad cemeteries.

Islamists have also warned Baghdad residents who wear goatees to shave or else. That prohibition, subject to a visit from a vigilante death squad, is due to the fact that goatees originate from a “Jewish facial hairstyle.” The article states that barbers have been busier than usual, after a 17 year old was murdered the other month for ignoring the no-goatee warning.

Mayonnaise is also in the sights of the self-appointed morality police. Like goatees, mayonnaise has a Jewish connection. Mayonnaise is made in Israel. Therefore, it, too, joins the long list of things haraam, forbidden to Muslims, according to the Islamists’ playbook. Needless to say, most restaurants are holding the mayonnaise, with or without the customer’s request.

(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Israel; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; War on Terror
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To: Alouette
Mayo is basically eggs and oil.

I'm losing my appetite...

101 posted on 07/07/2006 5:50:24 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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To: Alouette

The Islamosavages haven't advanced since the days when man dragged his knuckles when he walked.


102 posted on 07/07/2006 5:53:41 AM PDT by veronica ("A person needs a sense of mission like the air he breathes...")
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To: Alouette

Oooooo, that looks good! I had some great falafel when I visited Israel 20 years ago!


103 posted on 07/07/2006 6:41:49 AM PDT by Convert from ECUSA (Mexico: America's Palestine)
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To: Alouette
"The "rebels" in the family mixed (G-D have mercy on us!) MIRACLE WHIP with horseradish. Oy."

ROFL! Just as long as they didn't put sugar in cornbread batter!
104 posted on 07/07/2006 6:46:16 AM PDT by Convert from ECUSA (Mexico: America's Palestine)
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To: sheik yerbouty
" I always thought that they used the mayo with their goats.."


105 posted on 07/07/2006 6:47:52 AM PDT by Convert from ECUSA (Mexico: America's Palestine)
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To: Alouette; rintense

Are these the same leaders who use computers and sat phones?

106 posted on 07/07/2006 8:30:48 AM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: freepatriot32

Well that does it! I'm going to tear up my Koran and stop going to the Mosque. I'm off to the deli to get a BLT with extra mayo.


107 posted on 07/07/2006 1:18:15 PM PDT by GoodWithBarbarians JustForKaos (LIBS = Lewd Insane Babbling Scum)
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To: ApplegateRanch
Now.....(according to the authoritative "Moo-Hammy's adulterated book of newly made from whole cloth moon religions").......we all know it was Ishmael whom Abe found frolicking with the sheep, on a cold, dark hillside, far from the campsite. The 40 year collected mound of goat-plop, collected by Izzy, was fashioned into a blackened and fossilized cube by Muhammad's favorite forebear and given a place of honor where future generations of camel diddlers must bow in the direction of.
108 posted on 07/07/2006 6:09:47 PM PDT by Thumper1960 (Politicians are like diapers. They need changed often, and for the same reasons.)
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To: Alouette

Didn't the Iranians make ice? These people seem sort of similar to violent Amish or Moravians. At least those two don't try to kill people who use more modern technology.


109 posted on 07/07/2006 9:15:57 PM PDT by Jedi Master Pikachu ( http://www.answersingenesis.org)
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To: muawiyah
The Arabs in Mecca and Medina had a reputation for that going all the way back as far as history has known of them.

God foretold the conflict many moons ago:

As for Ishmael, I have heard you. You can be sure that I will bless him. I will give him children. I will greatly increase his numbers. He will be the father of 12 rulers. And I will make him into a great nation. - Gen 17:20

His children settled in the area between Havilah and Shur. It was near the eastern border of Egypt, as you go toward Asshur. Ishmael's children weren't friendly toward any of the tribes that were related to them. - Gen 25:18

110 posted on 07/11/2006 4:00:29 PM PDT by mosquitobite (The penalty for refusing to participate in politics is you end up being governed by your inferiors)
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To: Alouette
Well hell, give them credit for getting something right.

Whoever invented that stuff should have been whipped.

111 posted on 07/11/2006 4:11:57 PM PDT by OKSooner (It wasn't the black guy after all - the dutch boy did it.)
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To: Calpernia; cardinal4

I was doing my mall walking the other day and was passing in front of the Victoria's Secret outlet (I didn't look inside). An enemy woman came out, in full hijab, carrying one of those little pink/white striped VS bags. What's up with that?


112 posted on 07/11/2006 5:11:41 PM PDT by Ax ("Crusader?" Hey, I kind of like that.)
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To: Ax

I really believe most Islamic women would like to be expressive.

Think about this. Would you want some Iman have to give you permission just to wear nail polish?

I remember reading one of those 'ask the iman' style sites once. A woman was begging for permission to be able to drive.

That is a terrible way to live.


113 posted on 07/11/2006 6:45:45 PM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Calpernia

I don't think terrible begins to describe it. We lived there for two years in the early 80s. It is just so bizarre, seeing some western women in the suk wearing muumuus but uncovered, and the saudi women all covered in black, like a bunch of crows. It's a trip back to the dark ages.


114 posted on 07/11/2006 7:53:06 PM PDT by Ax ("Crusader?" Hey, I kind of like that.)
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To: Ax
Spousal abuse hidden behind the Koran.
115 posted on 07/11/2006 8:09:35 PM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Calpernia

Spousal abuse encouraged and spelled out in the koran.


116 posted on 07/11/2006 8:37:43 PM PDT by Ax ("Crusader?" Hey, I kind of like that.)
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To: Ax

Agreed.


117 posted on 07/11/2006 8:42:45 PM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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