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Taking a bath with Ann Coulter
Chicago Tribune ^ | June 27, 2006 | Charles M. Madigan

Posted on 06/27/2006 9:48:24 AM PDT by presidio9

I am visiting Ann Coulter.

Not the real Ann Coulter, with her blond hair and fetching little black cocktail dress, but her Web site. She's pretty blunt.

Former President Bill Clinton was a rapist, she argues. U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton has fat legs. The unfair MSM (mainstream media) viciously chop at decent conservatives.

I don't care about any of that, and her themes have changed by now anyhow.

She notes that if she hasn't offended you just yet, wait. She's working as fast as she can.

She is pumping her new book, but I am not. See? No title here.

My question is where should I put Ann Coulter in my treasure chest of political figures?

Everything needs its place. William F. Buckley is on a pedestal for his smarts. Such an eloquent man deserves honors, whether one agrees with him or not. He is a hero to me, although we disagree on many things, but not on the beauty of sentences.

What are we to do with this outrageous woman, who has the eloquence of, say, a roofer on a really bad day?

She is despised by many. That is unfair. She is just doing business by being hyperbolic, which is her job description.

She has become the commentary equivalent of a great belly dancer at a men's smoker. The harder she works it, the more dollars get stuffed here and there.

Perhaps she has no brain-mouth regulator, the little device that keeps most dark thoughts unexpressed.

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Because of her, I now know exactly where the right wing stops.

A couple of clicks beyond Coulter on the political scale and you are in a land full of biting reptiles, spiders, peasants with torches and survivalists.

She is a bit like Michael Moore on the left,

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1 posted on 06/27/2006 9:48:26 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9

Sounds like a dream I had.


2 posted on 06/27/2006 9:49:29 AM PDT by TopoGigio
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To: presidio9
Taking a bath with Ann Coulter

I need to take a shower...
3 posted on 06/27/2006 9:50:49 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
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To: presidio9

Well...she can't get wet taking a shower.


4 posted on 06/27/2006 9:51:00 AM PDT by edpc (What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly - Thomas Paine, American Crisis)
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To: presidio9

NOT nice to tease us like that.


5 posted on 06/27/2006 9:51:09 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (Fire Murtha Now! Spread the word. Support Diana Irey. http://www.irey.com/)
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To: presidio9

I believe there are rules...


6 posted on 06/27/2006 9:51:12 AM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: presidio9
Taking a bath with Ann Coulter

Let's see the picture!

7 posted on 06/27/2006 9:51:40 AM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Why are protectionists so bad at math?)
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To: TopoGigio

michael moore and ann coulter may be a little alike but in making the point the author has again proven the bias of the lame stream media. just take a look at how the media portrays michael moore and how they portray ann coulter...

BIG DIFFERENCE!


8 posted on 06/27/2006 9:51:41 AM PDT by edzo4
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wahwahwah! she said an unpopular thing! How dare she??? There was nowhere near the hue and cry when Ward Churchill called the 9/11 victims "little Eichmanns". There was no outcry when some politico from New York mentioned "putting a bullet into Bush's brain".

methinks youre using selective outraget buster.

and Ann is far better looking than you, too.


9 posted on 06/27/2006 9:51:41 AM PDT by camle (Keep your mind open and somebody will fill if full of something for you.)
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To: presidio9

Charles M. Madigan: certifiable fool.


10 posted on 06/27/2006 9:52:34 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember (No program, no ideas, no clue: The democrats!)
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What are we to do

Who's 'we', Kemosabe?

12 posted on 06/27/2006 9:53:04 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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13 posted on 06/27/2006 9:53:06 AM PDT by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K virus -only without the inconvenient deadline.)
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Ooo. A typical totalitarian dolt talking about the "dark thoughts of the soul" that "better go unexpressed."

Ooo. I feel so dirty.

14 posted on 06/27/2006 9:53:27 AM PDT by Reactionary (The Barking of the Native Moonbat is the Sound of Moral Nitwittery)
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edzo4...I was refering to taking a bath with Ann Coulter. Not saying she is in anyway like fat boy Moore.


16 posted on 06/27/2006 9:54:43 AM PDT by TopoGigio
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Dream on Chuckie...

17 posted on 06/27/2006 9:54:43 AM PDT by evets (huh?)
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She has become the commentary equivalent of a great belly dancer at a men's smoker. The harder she works it, the more dollars get stuffed here and there

What an idiot. I wonder if he could be a larger fool.
18 posted on 06/27/2006 9:54:45 AM PDT by Vision ("America's best days lie ahead. You ain't seen nothing yet"- Reagan)
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Former President Bill Clinton was a rapist,[TRUE]. U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton has fat legs.[Undeniable] The unfair MSM (mainstream media) viciously chop at decent conservatives.[Always!]

What is this guy's point?

19 posted on 06/27/2006 9:56:11 AM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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Former President Bill Clinton was a rapist, she argues.

The writer undoubtedly has friends who argue every day that Bush went to Iraq for something to do with oil. (Sorry for the cerebral damage that sentence just inflicted on you dear reader, but that's about as explicit as the charge ever is expressed.)

If true, that would of course make Bush a mass murderer.

So Ann's rhetoric, by LIBERAL standards, is quite tame.

As for the fat legs quip, see any liberal website today on Rush Limbaugh and Viagra.

20 posted on 06/27/2006 9:56:14 AM PDT by Taliesan
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