Al Qaeda vows revenge for Zarqawi's death

abc.net.au | AFP ^ | 6/24/06

[LibWhacker]

Qatar-based Al-Jazeera television has aired a video of Al Qaeda number two Ayman al-Zawahiri vowing to avenge the death of the network's Iraq frontman Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

Zarqawi was killed in a United States air raid in Iraq on June 7.

In the video, Zawahiri is seated in front of a picture of Zarqawi.

He addresses US President George W Bush directly.

"Yes O Bush, none of us is killed without us avenging him, with the help of God," he said.

"Do you remember, O Bush, how the lion of Islam, the mujahed [holy warrior] Osama bin Laden, God keep him, swore that America will not be able to dream of security until it becomes a reality in Palestine and all Muslim lands?"

Zawahiri also blasts Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki, saying he "trades with Islam" for power.

He describes US Ambassador Zalmay Khalilzad as "the Afghan apostate".

Zawahiri says Zarqawi "died under bombardment" and not in hiding, and never shed his "explosives belt".

[SaxxonWoods]

I'm just glad to be able to write "Z-Man" without it being confusing anymore.

You're next, Z-Man!

Keep making tapes, one mistake is all we need...

[GaltMeister]

Every time they release some bluster like this, I am reminded of this guy:

[fortheDeclaration]

We need someone to post that funny Monty Python skit with the knight who has his arms cut off....

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Ayman al-Zawahiri vowing to avenge the death of the network's Iraq frontman Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

I see a fiery death in your future:

F-15E Strike Eagle

[livius]

I just really wish Islam would go away. Really, just go away. These psychotic nutcases have held the world at the point of the sword for 1400 years. They were knocked back only when the (newly minted) US refused to play.

Did you all know that Muslim raiders even captured entire Irish and British villages and sold them into slavery in the 17th century?

[MikeA]

"Zawahiri says Zarqawi "died under bombardment" and not in hiding"

Not in hiding...you mean like you and Queenie Boy Bin Laden? I think it's so touching the little Brokeback Mountain thing you two Muzzie closet cases have going up there in the mountains of Pakistan is so cute.

In all seriousness, is this guy so stupid he doesn't realize he was basically opening himself up to mockery when he said Zarqawi "wasn't in hiding" when he was killed??

[jw777]

He got owned. when he realized he had been captured and was not able to kill himself, he died like a filthy pig in shame and did not achieve martyrdome.

[pillut48]

"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."
-Westley

:-)

[cibco]

Check this out.

[TexasCajun]

Al Qaeda Men of Pride

[AFPhys]

yawn...

so what else is new?

[Ol' Sox]

Zawahiri says Zarqawi "died under bombardment" and not in hiding, like me.

There. That's better.

[SnarlinCubBear]

My thought too. Admission that OBL is pushing up daisies? (and burning in hell?)

[pillut48]

Starring The US Troops & Coalition Forces as Arthur and
Zawahiri & Al Quaeda as The Black Knight:

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Scene 4


[arg]
[ugh]
[hah]

ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me
in my Court of Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must
cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
[hah]
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid b*st*rd, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[bang]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs!
Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow b*st*rds! Come back here and take what's coming to you.I'll bite your legs off!

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http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

[hardworking]

Muhammid Moo One: OK Zawahiri the votes have been counted and you're the one who has to replace the Big Z

Zawahiri: Oh, shit, I hated that M

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r. He was a full of **** brother-in-law

Muhammid Moo One: Now don't be like that. This is an honor.

Zawahiri: But I donna wan ta wear dat suicide belt. It itches!

Muhammid Moo One: I keep telling you that you don't fasten it between your legs, you put it around your waist!

Zawahiri: I donna wan to inspire nobody!

Muhammid Moo One: Don't worry. We'll get a teleprompter and you can just read the scripts for the video-tapes.

Zawahiri: Why the **** did Big Z have to go an git hisself blowed up anyway?

[Dog]

Odd choice of words..

"Do you remember, O Bush, how the lion of Islam, the mujahed [holy warrior] Osama bin Laden, God keep him, swore that America will not be able to dream of security until it becomes a reality in Palestine and all Muslim lands?"

[stop_fascism]

No more mohammed nice guy.

[fortheDeclaration]

Thanks!

BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs!
Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow b*st*rds! Come back here and take what's coming to you.I'll bite your legs off!

[pillut48]

What would I give for Bush to go on tv and make fun of this bonehead and say, "You're a loony! Git on outta here!!" :-)

[Names Ash Housewares]

Al Qaeda vows to kill all infidels, our feet will burn under islamic soil, the earth will come under the rule of Allah....blah blah blah blah blah