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Ann Coulter's cynical swindle (bunched panties alert)
Scripps Howard ^ | 6/20/06 | Paul Campos

Posted on 06/20/2006 7:01:29 PM PDT by pissant

"Writing," observed the French playwright Moliere, "is like prostitution. First you do it for love, then for a few close friends, and then for money."

This aphorism is brought forcefully to mind by the cover of Ann Coulter's latest book, leering at customers from the windows of America's biggest bookstores. As always, the cover features a portrait of the artist as a young tart, blond locks flowing, her size zero little black dress catering to a combination of ideological and erotic perversion that's disturbing to contemplate.

In The New York Times, David Carr doesn't hesitate to label Coulter a literary crack whore, although naturally the editors of that august publication won't allow such an indelicate phrase to appear in its pages. Coulter, Carr suggests, "knows precisely what she is saying" when she says of certain 9/11 widows that she's "never seen people enjoying their husband's death so much."

For Carr, Coulter's habit of making outrageous statements is part of a simple and cynical swindle: say vile things, get lots of publicity for doing so, then sell hundreds of thousands of books as one's reward for performing unnatural intellectual acts on TV.

Prostitution, however, is a tricky business. I can attest that when she was an unknown law student, Coulter said outrageous things all the time, in class, in conversation, and in print. Was she merely laying the groundwork for selling her honor dear? It seems doubtful.

For what it's worth, Coulter's views have always seemed to me to be sincerely held, to the extent that narcissistic borderline personalities can be sincere. Not all writers are prostitutes, but all writers are narcissists, and Coulter appears to represent an especially acute case of someone who writes in order to be at the center of attention (hence the glossy locks and little black dress).

Nevertheless prostitution is everywhere in our society, and indeed the willingness to sell what shouldn't be sold often helps explain what's happening when one tries to interpret otherwise puzzling events.

Consider the drive to get the American Medical Association to redefine "obesity" in a way that will cause 40 percent of America's children to suddenly contract a dreaded disease. The campaign will likely succeed, which means that in September, when the new guidelines are announced, the media will uncritically parrot this ridiculously unscientific claim, leading to yet more hysterical demands that we "think of the children," and do something about this deadly epidemic, immediately if not sooner.

How does this happen? Here's how: The International Obesity Task Force, a drug company lobbying group disguised as an organization of disinterested scientists, has spent the past decade co-opting governmental policy by influencing groups such as the World Health Organization and the Centers for Disease Control.

Recently, a prominent government scientist spent several hours detailing for me how the IOTF is at the forefront of a concerted campaign by the pharmaceutical industry to, as this researcher put it, "soften up" governmental regulatory agencies, in order to get various new weight loss drugs approved.

Ray Moynihan, an Australian academic, makes a similar point in a new article in the British Medical Journal. (Moynihan is the author of the book "Selling Sickness: How Drug Companies Are Turning Us All Into Patients.")

Does this mean every researcher who claims to be concerned about childhood obesity is an intellectual prostitute? Of course not. Even the members of organizations like the IOTF join these groups for complex reasons.

What should not fool us is the eminently respectable facade such groups manage to maintain. We should remember that, whether in science, literature, or life, the great social distance separating streetwalkers from trophy wives doesn't alter the fact that they're all in the same line of work.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: alltherealmengone; anncoulter; annspanties; coulter; dempanties; effeminatewimp; girlymen; godless; leggyblonde; metrosexual; obesity; paulcampos; projection
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To: taxesareforever

I don't doubt it at all. Coulter herself will tell you she's been like this all her life.

Aside from a few asinine adjectives, the article is pretty much true. I've seen much worse panty bunches than this. Like on whoever posted it? Did I say that out loud?


41 posted on 06/20/2006 7:26:17 PM PDT by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com)
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To: Larry Lucido
I don't get it. P. J. O'Rourke has been saying way more controversial things for way longer, and hasn't received a fraction of the condemnation of Ann.

It's all because liberals, despite their obeisance to feminism, secretly believe that women shouldn't be allowed to be so outspoken.

42 posted on 06/20/2006 7:28:19 PM PDT by BlazingArizona
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To: ansel12
I think this guy has some conflicting emotions about Ann.

LOL. To say the least.

43 posted on 06/20/2006 7:28:28 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: ansel12

LOL! My first thought was I wouldn't want to be shaking his hand any time soon.


44 posted on 06/20/2006 7:29:16 PM PDT by Sisku Hanne (*Support DIANA IREY for US Congress!* Send "Cut-n-Run" Murtha packing: HIT THE ROAD, JACK!)
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To: sinkspur
"I googled PJ and 9/11 widows, and got nothing"

That is significant how?

"so, apparently, PJ doesn't feel that going after people who have lost spouses is fair game."

The American loony left have been guilty of far worse crimes than that. Your bomb thrower Mr Compost, is guilty of plenty of those.
45 posted on 06/20/2006 7:29:41 PM PDT by Jameison
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To: Dark Skies
Ann in her panties? You want to send fr into a riot?
46 posted on 06/20/2006 7:30:56 PM PDT by Dosa26
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To: TexasBeth

Thanks. I just love that one.


47 posted on 06/20/2006 7:31:24 PM PDT by Spirited (`)
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To: pissant
Not all writers are prostitutes

Right; some are amatuers, who write for free; some are giggolos; and a select few, Mr. Paul Campos, are Johns, who pay to have their stuff printed.

48 posted on 06/20/2006 7:31:39 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (If God didn't want a petty bureaucrat hanging from every tree, he wouldn't have created so much rope)
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To: BlazingArizona
"It's all because liberals, despite their obeisance to feminism, secretly believe that women shouldn't be allowed to be so outspoken"

Yep.
Same way the liberals despise blacks, but pay lip service to racial equality.
Just look at the horrendous record of the RATS party on civil rights in this country
49 posted on 06/20/2006 7:32:22 PM PDT by Jameison
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To: sinkspur

I don't necessarily disagree with you about P.J., but I think I would broaden my search terms if you're serious about the results you want.

I do wish I could get a copy of the one P.J. essay that earned him significant opprobruim. It was a book review entitled "It Takes A Village Idiot," circa 1995.


50 posted on 06/20/2006 7:32:24 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: BlazingArizona

And god knows what the left thinks about Mark Steyn. Actually, I know, and it ain't pretty.


51 posted on 06/20/2006 7:33:00 PM PDT by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com)
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To: bd476

I really hope you're a chick. LOL!

And that's true about the halo effect.


52 posted on 06/20/2006 7:33:01 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: pissant
Most ridiculous review to date, hands down.

Second half - about obesity task force - seems to appear totally out of nowhere. Is Coulter not slim enough?

"Prostitution, however, is a tricky business"!? "Nevertheless prostitution is everywhere in our society." I guess, not as tricky as for Prof. Campos.

Coulter is "performing unnatural intellectual acts on TV"!? What's that?

Is the pondering whether Coulter is a "trophy wife" or a "streetwalker" a "natural intellectual act"? How about she is neither? Looks like another "puzzle" for the professor's mind.

Prof Campos can attest that Coulter was "an unknown law student". I can go on a limb and say that pretty much all famous lawyers, scientists, etc were unknowns in their student years. Oh wait, not Coulter though. In the very next sentence we discover that she was unknown, all right, but not to Mr. Campos - he describes what she was doing and saying at that time in detail.

The question is can Prof. Campos beat anything that Coulter wrote? Well, the answer seems to be no for the reason that Coulter is being "a young tart, blond locks flowing, her size zero little black dress catering to a combination of ideological and erotic perversion that's disturbing to contemplate."
53 posted on 06/20/2006 7:34:27 PM PDT by alecqss
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To: Texas Eagle
"I think Deuce Bigalow would be more helpful in this case."

Heh Heh.
54 posted on 06/20/2006 7:34:45 PM PDT by Jameison
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To: Dark Skies

"(or just Annie in her panties)."

OK, if you insist.

55 posted on 06/20/2006 7:35:04 PM PDT by DJ Taylor (Once again our country is at war, and once again the Democrats have sided with our enemy.)
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To: IronJack

"Willowy"? Jumping jimminy, Jack. She's down right skinny! I agree with the rest of your post, and get a grand kick out of her writing.


56 posted on 06/20/2006 7:36:20 PM PDT by Scotsman will be Free
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To: pissant

That guy is one horrible writer. I thought it was an article about Ann Coulter but it turns out to be about childhood obesity. What a letdown.

Cheers


57 posted on 06/20/2006 7:37:15 PM PDT by theymakemesick (Illegal immigration will break America, I will not vote to prolong the inevitable.)
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To: Larry Lucido
I don't get it. P. J. O'Rourke has been saying way more controversial things for way longer, and hasn't received a fraction of the condemnation of Ann. Granted, Ann looks better . . . . .

The difference between Coulter and O'Rourke is, O'Rourke doesn't have to be hysterical to make a point, regardless of whether you agree with his point or not.

The fact O'Rourke hasn't been condemed is because he hasn't said anything about the Jersey Girls.

Even if he did, he would do so with a sentence so wittily constructed that even the Jersey Girls supporters would laugh, because he would make sense, and it wouldn't be in a hysterical sort of way.

58 posted on 06/20/2006 7:37:44 PM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (There is no alternative to the GOP except varying degrees of insanity.)
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To: alecqss

Apparently he went to Law School with her.


59 posted on 06/20/2006 7:37:53 PM PDT by Borges
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To: pissant
"As always, the cover features a portrait of the artist as a young tart, blond locks flowing, her size zero little black dress catering to a combination of ideological and erotic perversion that's disturbing to contemplate."

I swear this guy sounds like he's JEALOUS.

60 posted on 06/20/2006 7:38:23 PM PDT by redhead (Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain...)
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