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Ann Coulter's cynical swindle (bunched panties alert)
Scripps Howard ^ | 6/20/06 | Paul Campos

Posted on 06/20/2006 7:01:29 PM PDT by pissant

"Writing," observed the French playwright Moliere, "is like prostitution. First you do it for love, then for a few close friends, and then for money."

This aphorism is brought forcefully to mind by the cover of Ann Coulter's latest book, leering at customers from the windows of America's biggest bookstores. As always, the cover features a portrait of the artist as a young tart, blond locks flowing, her size zero little black dress catering to a combination of ideological and erotic perversion that's disturbing to contemplate.

In The New York Times, David Carr doesn't hesitate to label Coulter a literary crack whore, although naturally the editors of that august publication won't allow such an indelicate phrase to appear in its pages. Coulter, Carr suggests, "knows precisely what she is saying" when she says of certain 9/11 widows that she's "never seen people enjoying their husband's death so much."

For Carr, Coulter's habit of making outrageous statements is part of a simple and cynical swindle: say vile things, get lots of publicity for doing so, then sell hundreds of thousands of books as one's reward for performing unnatural intellectual acts on TV.

Prostitution, however, is a tricky business. I can attest that when she was an unknown law student, Coulter said outrageous things all the time, in class, in conversation, and in print. Was she merely laying the groundwork for selling her honor dear? It seems doubtful.

For what it's worth, Coulter's views have always seemed to me to be sincerely held, to the extent that narcissistic borderline personalities can be sincere. Not all writers are prostitutes, but all writers are narcissists, and Coulter appears to represent an especially acute case of someone who writes in order to be at the center of attention (hence the glossy locks and little black dress).

Nevertheless prostitution is everywhere in our society, and indeed the willingness to sell what shouldn't be sold often helps explain what's happening when one tries to interpret otherwise puzzling events.

Consider the drive to get the American Medical Association to redefine "obesity" in a way that will cause 40 percent of America's children to suddenly contract a dreaded disease. The campaign will likely succeed, which means that in September, when the new guidelines are announced, the media will uncritically parrot this ridiculously unscientific claim, leading to yet more hysterical demands that we "think of the children," and do something about this deadly epidemic, immediately if not sooner.

How does this happen? Here's how: The International Obesity Task Force, a drug company lobbying group disguised as an organization of disinterested scientists, has spent the past decade co-opting governmental policy by influencing groups such as the World Health Organization and the Centers for Disease Control.

Recently, a prominent government scientist spent several hours detailing for me how the IOTF is at the forefront of a concerted campaign by the pharmaceutical industry to, as this researcher put it, "soften up" governmental regulatory agencies, in order to get various new weight loss drugs approved.

Ray Moynihan, an Australian academic, makes a similar point in a new article in the British Medical Journal. (Moynihan is the author of the book "Selling Sickness: How Drug Companies Are Turning Us All Into Patients.")

Does this mean every researcher who claims to be concerned about childhood obesity is an intellectual prostitute? Of course not. Even the members of organizations like the IOTF join these groups for complex reasons.

What should not fool us is the eminently respectable facade such groups manage to maintain. We should remember that, whether in science, literature, or life, the great social distance separating streetwalkers from trophy wives doesn't alter the fact that they're all in the same line of work.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: alltherealmengone; anncoulter; annspanties; coulter; dempanties; effeminatewimp; girlymen; godless; leggyblonde; metrosexual; obesity; paulcampos; projection
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To: Texas Eagle

He is JEALOUS--Oh, YEAH!


21 posted on 06/20/2006 7:17:27 PM PDT by radar101 (The two hallmarks of Liberals: Fantasy and Hypocrisy)
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To: pissant
Oh, for pete's sake. Another pot calling the kettle black.
22 posted on 06/20/2006 7:17:52 PM PDT by DejaJude (Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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To: pissant
"As always, the cover features a portrait of the artist as a young tart, blond locks flowing, her size zero little black dress catering to a combination of ideological and erotic perversion that's disturbing to contemplate."

Groan.
Yet another idiotic piece of moronic nonsense from the loony left moonbats society of America.
All this squealing from the the RATS can only mean one thing : Ann Coulter has hit the suckers where it hurts; their top campaign tactic of using tragedy victims as attack dogs and human shields.
Good.
24 posted on 06/20/2006 7:19:15 PM PDT by Jameison
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To: pissant

Same-old ad-hominems, straw-man, and irrelevant snide references about Ann's looks. These people JUST CANNOT defeat Coulter on the facts.


25 posted on 06/20/2006 7:19:24 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: pissant

I think I got his name wrong. Is it Paul Compost?


26 posted on 06/20/2006 7:20:14 PM PDT by sgtbono2002 (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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To: pissant

And they say marijuana use is a victimless crime.


27 posted on 06/20/2006 7:21:16 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: pissant

But that was an odd and sudden twist.


28 posted on 06/20/2006 7:21:19 PM PDT by PeoplesRepublicOfWashington (No More White House Dynasties! Two Adamses and two Bushes are enough. No more Clintons or Bushes!)
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To: pissant
Writing is nothing to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

Robert A. Heinlein


29 posted on 06/20/2006 7:21:27 PM PDT by Coyoteman (Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death--Heinlein)
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To: sinkspur

Mavs are losing, sink...


30 posted on 06/20/2006 7:21:53 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: pissant


Hey, Paul:

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!


31 posted on 06/20/2006 7:21:55 PM PDT by Fido969
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To: Texas Eagle
"Never quite got the hang of it, eh, Paul?"


Guy needs to contact Hanoi John Kerry for some lessons in the art of being a gigolo, I think :).
32 posted on 06/20/2006 7:22:08 PM PDT by Jameison
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To: pissant

He can't get no satisfaction, no girlie action...


33 posted on 06/20/2006 7:24:04 PM PDT by claudiustg (¡En español, por favor!)
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To: Jameison
Guy needs to contact Hanoi John Kerry for some lessons in the art of being a gigolo, I think :).

I think Deuce Bigalow would be more helpful in this case.

34 posted on 06/20/2006 7:24:41 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: pissant

The segue from Ann Coulter's book to child obesity was hard for me to follow. What does a book that exposes liberalism as a mental disease have to do with drug companies using questionable methods to sell drugs?


35 posted on 06/20/2006 7:24:42 PM PDT by DJ Taylor (Once again our country is at war, and once again the Democrats have sided with our enemy.)
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To: Mamzelle
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36 posted on 06/20/2006 7:24:47 PM PDT by TexasBeth
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To: Larry Lucido
Larry Lucido wrote: "I don't get it. P. J. O'Rourke has been saying way more controversial things for way longer, and hasn't received a fraction of the condemnation of Ann. Granted, Ann looks better . . . . "


Hmm, granted, glasses, especially those with designer frames can be expensive, laser surgery can cause a halo effect at night, and contact lenses are a lot of trouble, but still, maybe it's time for at least a checkup at your local opthalmologist's office. /perspective is everything


37 posted on 06/20/2006 7:24:56 PM PDT by bd476
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To: Texas Eagle

" As always, the cover features a portrait of the artist as a young tart, blond locks flowing, her size zero little black dress catering to a combination of ideological and erotic perversion that's disturbing to contemplate. "



The whole column seems to reveal troubled sexuality, with the scattering of words like whore, prostitute, and trophy wife. Sounds like a Taleban Oman thrown into western civilization and meeting his first blond goddess that talks politics to him, while looking him straight in the eye.

I think this guy has some conflicting emotions about Ann.


38 posted on 06/20/2006 7:25:27 PM PDT by ansel12
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To: pissant
First he says she's a prostitute, and then he says she's not. Perhaps he's a muddle-minded moron, but then again, maybe he's just a prostitute.
39 posted on 06/20/2006 7:25:48 PM PDT by elhombrelibre (The MSM is "the propaganda arm of our enemies." - Jack Kelly)
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To: pissant
I've figured it out. Paul Campos was writing two completely different articles, but when the dog ate his computer they accidentally got mashed into a single article, and his editor was on vacation or high or something, and so the whole mess slipped through and into print.

Don't you just hate when that happens?

40 posted on 06/20/2006 7:26:07 PM PDT by Zeppo
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