Posted on 06/13/2006 5:58:21 PM PDT by GWB00
Everyone knows the most spiritual place in the world is Sedona, Arizona. With its "medicine wheels" and extremely powerful vortexes, it's the best place to communicate with the higher powers that influence our world, plus they've got some really good restaurants. After pawning some things for gas money, we prepared to leave as soon as possible.
After arriving in Sedona, Scooter left to purchase some things he needed, and I prepared for our solemn ritual. I scouted a medicine wheel just outside of town and after sampling its vibrations, selected prayer crystals with matching frequencies. I prepared some peyote (an essential element in advanced religious ceremonies), and donned my Indian prayer shawl. With everything ready, I waited for Scooter.
Just when I was about ready to start without him, Scooter finally showed up. It was obvious he was taking no chances. Somehow he had gotten hold of what appeared to be some sort of Catholic cardinal's outfit or something. He had these flowing robes, a big sash, a bunch of assorted crucifixes, prayer beads, etc, around his neck, and on his head was one of those weird hats like the Pope wears. I noticed Scooter had glued some stuff on top of the hat, including a plastic Buddha and a statue of the Virgin Mary. He had images pinned to his outfit of Sun Myung Moon, Jesus, Pope John Paul, Billy Graham, Gandhi, Benny Hinn, and for some reason, Elvis Presley. I have to admit, I felt safer just being close to him and the energy he was emanating was absolutely incredible!
After downing some peyote, we started walking the wheel and chanting in the sweltering heat. After about an hour, just as I started feeling at one with the universe, I suddenly had a startling awareness that the Devil himself was among us... I intensified my chanting, and rubbed the crystals so hard my fingers cramped, but to no avail. I sensed the evil presence getting closer and closer to me, then suddenly felt his hot breath on my neck and ...
Visit Peace Moonbeam for the rest of her story.
"It would take a stomach of iron not to heave at the condescensions of liberals" -- Oscar Wilde (after having been mugged)
Che-Che -- traitor in training.
Thanks a lot, Slick!
"For the children...."
seriously....
Laura Ingraham played Joe Wilson's speech at the Lunatic Leftist Convention in Vegas last week....talk about an Oscar Award winning performance....
I call BS. Can these people really be living a life that's like a hyperventilating soap opera? And these are the people who want to run the country and handle our security? They can't even handle the President being out of the country.
Now, be a real man and tell your daughter how President Clinton bombed somebody whenever he got in trouble.
I don't think I would call driving a child to tears over politics as "raising a child". Child abuse is more like it.
"Liberals don't have kids."
Some have one or two that lived.
What kind of guy uses the screen name of CheChe?
LOL!
WOW .. That post sort of reminds me of election night in 2004
BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But it will still bring tears to the eyes of some moonbats and howls of rage from other moonbats. You have to realize that they live on Fantasy Island where reality is whatever you think it should be.
"CheChe...?
As if one Che wasn't enough."
I'm sure that's who she's named after.
Tears running down my cheeks... I can't catch my breath... My sides are hurting!
Yet another commonality between liberalfascists and Islamofascists: Both think they sound so measured and reasonable as they spin their delusions and lies.
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