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US doctors begin Zarqawi autopsy
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| 06/10/06
Posted on 06/10/2006 7:08:02 AM PDT by Pokey78
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:08:03 AM PDT
by
Pokey78
To: Pokey78
Betcha they find a glob a black, foul-smelling ooze where his heart should be.
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:09:24 AM PDT
by
Spruce
(Keep your mitts off my wallet)
To: Pokey78
Two military experts were flown in to perform the procedure he said, adding that they would be sensitive to Muslim traditions about dealing with the body. Under the circumstances, stuffing the corpse sensitively with pig guts would be appropriate. Followed by a sensitive release of the corpse to his admirers. Followed by a very sensitive cluster bomb when the funeral procession is at its peak.
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:11:28 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(crime would drop like a sprung trapdoor if we brought back good old-fashioned hangings)
To: Pokey78
AFTER THE AUTOPSY THROW HIS BODY IN THE STREET, MINUS HIS HEAD AND LET HIS FAMILY COLLECT THAT.
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:12:31 AM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God) !)
To: Pokey78
"Hey, two gerbils. How did they get in here??"...
To: Vigilanteman
I was thinking of Zarqawi sausage stuffed inside pig intestines.
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:14:29 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Pokey78
I bet they find out that he died from accidently falling off the stretcher...20 times.
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:14:38 AM PDT
by
NavVet
(O)
To: Pokey78
"...after a number of Islamist politicians offered condolences to Zarqawi's family..."
Who knew the DNC had an Islamic branch? ;)
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:15:33 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Pokey78
Two military experts were flown in to perform the procedure he said, adding that they would be sensitive to Muslim traditions about dealing with the body.Nice, kill his ass, then kiss his ass.
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:17:46 AM PDT
by
xrp
(Fox News Channel: MISSING WHITE GIRL NETWORK)
To: Pokey78
Two military experts were flown in to perform the procedure he said, adding that they would be sensitive to Muslim traditions about dealing with the body.But but but but . . . I thought George Bush said that Zarqawi wasn't a Muslim, but that he had hijacked the religion of peace.
We should take the position that we do not recognize him as a Muslim, and defile his body with bacon so that all the peaceful Muslims in heaven will not risk being hijacked by him.
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:17:59 AM PDT
by
Maceman
(Fake but accurate, and now double-sourced)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Hah! You don't remember Hillary's big fat smooth on the cheek of Arafat's wife? Sure they do!
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:18:11 AM PDT
by
MizSterious
(Anonymous sources often means "the voices in my head told me.")
To: Spruce
"Questions have arisen over how Zarqawi died..." A 500 pound bomb double tap courtesy of the USAF will do it every time.
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:18:21 AM PDT
by
bruoz
To: small voice in the wilderness
"Hey, two gerbils. How did they get in here??"...
"Along with the half-digested pork chops, pork bbq, ham sandwich and bacon we found in his stomach ..."
To: Vigilanteman
I was kinda hoping that they shoved a nice big pork sausage up his rump just before he died. Even treating this carcass with anything resembling "human dignity" is counter-productive. Those who would like to get involved in terrorism or "jihad" should know that they are a POS and that their remains will be disposed of accordingly - and very publicly, too.
To: bruoz
If we don't take these leftists on, they will get us all killed. Can you imagine trying to spin the killing of a damn mass-murdering terrorist?
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:20:39 AM PDT
by
Williams
To: Emmett McCarthy
Put him in a body bag with 100 pounds of pork rinds.
To: Pokey78
"We are doing the autopsy to see how he actually died. It will be completed by this evening and will be made public maybe as early as Monday." <<
Hmmm...Hate to be a skeptic here...but (2) 500 lb bombs on one little house should yield a couple of teacups full of body parts to autopsy...or at the very least...the concussion from said bombs would kill even the cockroaches....(Having done a few BDA's in th past, I guess they don't make the 500 pounders like they use to)
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:27:22 AM PDT
by
M-cubed
(Why is "Greshams Law" a law?)
To: Pokey78
Wow... Hey Joe come look at his head, who knew bomb shrapnel could produce holes precisely 5.56mm in diameter? This is one for the medical journals....
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:28:56 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly catching hell for posting without reading the article since 2004)
To: Pokey78
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:28:58 AM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Never trust Democrats with national security.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Who knew the DNC had an Islamic branch? ;)I did. Ever hear of Jihad Cindy McKinney?
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posted on
06/10/2006 7:30:19 AM PDT
by
veronica
("A person needs a sense of mission like the air he breathes...")
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