[SnarlinCubBear]

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[norraad]

Psycho~thugs of hell welcome the new annoyee of the month.

[cll]

Buh bye, Zarkman, you swine.

[catholicfreeper]

LOL, so bad but so funny

[Paleo Conservative]

[monkeybrau]

So I'm waiting for him to punch my E-ticket for Magic Ho Mountain...

ROFL

[Moose4]

Iowahawk saves the best for last. Fargin' BRILLIANT.

}:-)4

[I still care]

That was really crude, but I like that he was reading Daily Kos when he was hit...

[BenLurkin]

It's been a little rough here so far, but at least I haven't noticed a single Marine.

Of course not, everybody knows they are guarding the streets of heaven.

[Dark Skies]

Mohammed H. Prophet, I think my scream hit two octaves above a dog whistle.

LOL...great article!!! Thx for posting.

[Jaxter]

" I always wondered what would be the last thing to go through my head. I'm pretty sure now it was one of Mahmoud's anklebones."

lol.

[Velveeta]

I was so HOPING that Iowahawk would get this interview!

ROFLMBBO!!

[Velveeta]

~adult language warning~

But this is sooooooo funny!

y'all should see Kahlid, a.k.a. "Ceiling Spackle."

LOLOLOLOL!

[lesser_satan]

Check out The Zark-man's new wheels!

[Velveeta]

Pinging you too Pissant, cause I think you appreciate - funny. ;-)

[RichInOC]

Genius, Hawk. Sheer genius. Bravo!

Z-Man, I'd tell you to say hi to Gulbuth the Rampant, except it sounds as if he may have already said hi to you.

[68skylark]

For those unfamiliar with Iowahawk's work, I can highly recommend this gem from the past.

Stop Comparing Me to American Moonbats
Iowahawk Special Guest Commentary By Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi

...Oh sure, the infidel progressives like to talk a good game. They’ll call you “freedom fighters” and “the resistance” and “Iraqi Minutemen.” But soon as you need some volunteers to take out a grade school full of collaborators, they’re like, “sorry dude, I’ve got to run off some International ANSWER fliers at Kinkos.”

Next, when you string up some smoldering infidel carcasses from a Fallujah bridge, they’re all like, “f*** yeah, screw those mercenaries! High five, man! C’mon, man, don’t leave me hangin’ bro!” But where were these guys when there was dismemberment and heavy carcass-lifting to do? Updating the UBB scripts on their f***ing message boards, that’s where.

And please, don’t even get me started about the armchair quarterbacking. They want you to kill crusaders, but only enough that the other ones go home, I guess so they can film the survivors for a weepy poignant Vietnam documentary. Oh yeah, great plan, Field Marshall Von Sundance. I’m right on it, just as soon I FIND A PLACE WHERE I CAN GET TWO F***ING HOURS OF BOMB-FREE SLEEP.

Holy dung, like I don’t have enough of my own local idiots to put up with....

[roaddog727]

C-ya, Zarkman.......

NOT!

[xsmommy]

someone with posting privileges over at DU should really post a link to that, it is HILARIOUS!

[nina0113]

ping!