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Paradise Is Overrated (Iowahawk Guest Commentary
by Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi)
Iowahawk
| David Burge
Posted on 06/09/2006 8:49:08 AM PDT by dighton
...
When the door close behind me, zwwwwippitch, I guess you could say I was a little surprised, maybe a little disappointed. Turns out paradise is dumpier that you'd expect. A lot dumpier. In fact it's a lot like the Iraq boondocks; sandy, dusty, seemed like 150 degrees in the shade. I always figured paradise would have better climate control, but hey, Allah has the thermostat and He works in mysterious ways. I start looking around, and looking around. No virgins, no figs, no raisins. Now, I'm horny, hungry, and annoyed. Okay, I figure, I guess it's up to Zarkman to cherchez la poontang, himself, so I start to walk down this dusty street, and BOOOM!
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Full story, language not suitable for the kiddies.
TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: iowahawk; iraq; zarkman; zarqawi
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posted on
06/09/2006 8:49:10 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: SnarlinCubBear
2
posted on
06/09/2006 8:52:50 AM PDT
by
SnarlinCubBear
(I snarl, therefore I am)
To: dighton
Psycho~thugs of hell welcome the new annoyee of the month.
3
posted on
06/09/2006 8:54:39 AM PDT
by
norraad
("What light!">Blues Brothers)
To: dighton
Buh bye, Zarkman, you swine.
4
posted on
06/09/2006 8:55:19 AM PDT
by
cll
(Carthage must be destroyed)
To: dighton
5
posted on
06/09/2006 8:55:41 AM PDT
by
catholicfreeper
(Proud supporter of Pres. Bush and the Gop-- with no caveats, qualifiers, or bitc*en)
To: dighton
To: dighton
So I'm waiting for him to punch my E-ticket for Magic Ho Mountain... ROFL
To: dighton
Iowahawk saves the best for last. Fargin' BRILLIANT.
}:-)4
8
posted on
06/09/2006 9:02:34 AM PDT
by
Moose4
(Please don't call me "white trash." I prefer "Caucasian recyclable.")
To: dighton
That was really crude, but I like that he was reading Daily Kos when he was hit...
9
posted on
06/09/2006 9:02:37 AM PDT
by
I still care
("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
To: dighton
It's been a little rough here so far, but at least I haven't noticed a single Marine. Of course not, everybody knows they are guarding the streets of heaven.
10
posted on
06/09/2006 9:02:52 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: dighton
Mohammed H. Prophet, I think my scream hit two octaves above a dog whistle.LOL...great article!!! Thx for posting.
To: dighton
" I always wondered what would be the last thing to go through my head. I'm pretty sure now it was one of Mahmoud's anklebones." lol.
12
posted on
06/09/2006 9:08:42 AM PDT
by
Jaxter
("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
To: Jaxter
13
posted on
06/09/2006 9:10:09 AM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Dark Skies
14
posted on
06/09/2006 9:13:20 AM PDT
by
catholicfreeper
(Proud supporter of Pres. Bush and the Gop-- with no caveats, qualifiers, or bitc*en)
To: dighton; IowaHawk; SlowBoat407; null and void
I was so HOPING that Iowahawk would get this interview!
ROFLMBBO!!
15
posted on
06/09/2006 9:18:56 AM PDT
by
Velveeta
To: Velveeta
I was so HOPING that Iowahawk would get this interview! Yeah, me too -- I knew he wouldn't disappoint us.
To: Cindy; StillProud2BeFree; nw_arizona_granny; DAVEY CROCKETT; WestCoastGal; freeperfromnj; nwctwx; ..
~adult language warning~
But this is sooooooo funny!
y'all should see Kahlid, a.k.a. "Ceiling Spackle."
LOLOLOLOL!
17
posted on
06/09/2006 9:21:51 AM PDT
by
Velveeta
To: dighton
Check out The Zark-man's new wheels!
18
posted on
06/09/2006 9:21:54 AM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: pissant
Pinging you too Pissant, cause I think you appreciate - funny. ;-)
19
posted on
06/09/2006 9:22:53 AM PDT
by
Velveeta
To: dighton; IowaHawk
Genius, Hawk. Sheer genius. Bravo!
Z-Man, I'd tell you to say hi to Gulbuth the Rampant, except it sounds as if he may have already said hi to you.
20
posted on
06/09/2006 9:24:39 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(SHAITAN: howz dat zarky tang LOL PIMP GULBUTH: zarky love me long time joe LOL)
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