Caption Photo (Ted Kennedy)

Reuters ^ | Tue Jun 6, 4:17 PM ET | Larry Downing

[april15Bendovr]

U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-MA) gestures during a news conference on Capitol Hill to discuss same-sex marriages June 6, 2006. The Senate is debating a constitutional amendment that would ban same-sex marriage and are expected to vote on it this week.

[fortunecookie]

"Yes, Senator, that's it! That pose says you care. Hold it ... good ... got it."

Photog then turns to his helper and says, "Finally! I'm almost out of battery. I thought we'd never get an 'I care' expression out of him. Next time, don't forget the Chivas."

[DungeonMaster]

"F**k, I think I swallowed one of my f***ing tongues".

[meandog]

"Er-ah, er-ah, doesn't that arse-howl behind me that we caun't possibly vote "no" on reparations...er-ah, er-ah, some FReeper probably paid him a $1 to hold that sign. Obviously, he's a product of my stand on public school education..."

[geezerwheezer]

"Darn, I think I've swallowed some of my B.S.!"

[Old Seadog]

"I think I just swallowed my tongue."

[TexasCajun]

The Thinker & The Drinker!

Too funny.

[maggief]

[rapture-me]

Here is a more current picture of the "Swimmer".

[Waco]

Leave me alone! Leave me alone! I'm, sincerely plotting great harm to chillins, so go away! Sinerely: Boozebutt Teddy

[Mr. Silverback]

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[Mr. Silverback]

(Thinking) "Oh crap, the olive is stuck in my throat!"

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

"Man, I shoulda nevah tried tah play hahdball with Dahth Vadah!"

[Arpege92]

LOL

[Arpege92]

LOL

[T'wit]

Those are great :-) :-)

[dangus]

>> "Looks like Barney and I are a little too close on this issue"!<<

I always suspected Barney of being a perv...

Oh, you meant Barney Frank. Not that big, purple dinosaur that has that ridiculously goofy way of talking and likes to hang out with little children. No, wait, that's Barney Frank, too...

[dangus]

(D-TOX)

LOL!

[Lady Jag]

[jackieaxe]

Oh, @#$%! Did I leave the liquor cabinet key in Patrick's car again?

Err maybe I could err ah call the the Capital ah Police and they could err ahr drive it right ova!

[Texas Eagle]

"(Dammit. Now I've even lost the black vote. Wait a minute. I'm not up for re-election this year. Or am I? Wait. What day is this? Is it Happy Hour yet? Where am I? Doesn't matter. There must be a bar around here somewhere. Now, where did I leave my car?)"