[Zeroisanumber]

Stuff it, put it behind a curtain, charge $5 a head too look at it.

P.T. Barnum lives!

[nickcarraway]

When will Goldenpalace.com get this?

[newgeezer]

God is the greatest of all providers

As if there are any others. What a load of carp.

[lexington minuteman 1775]

I really don't know what to say!

[Gefreiter]

I for one think it makes total sense for the one true omnipotent God to express His divine message in fish.

[50sDad]

"Lord, what a gullible breed."
-----------------------Agent K

[RexBeach]

How was the fish carrying the message? On a sandwich sign or on a fore-and-aft cap?

[the Real fifi]

I hope the message was "Look what is happening to the weird beards among you."

[N. Theknow]

The Kenyan fisheries department has taken the fish with a Koranic message caught off the Mombasa coast on Friday for preservation at its Liwatoni cold house.

Kenyans are a Cod-fearing people who have obviously done some sole searching on porpoise and not just for the halibut.

[netmilsmom]

Not too much different from the Holy Grilled Cheese with the picture of Mary on it.

Sell it on E-Bay for big bucks!

[agere_contra]

we should not only read the (Koran), but also practise what it says

Uh-oh, THAT can't be good

[P-40]

What does the message say? Keep Refrigerated?

[WriteOn]

So what's the message? Eat at Joe's Crabhouse? ROFL.


Religion of Satan alert.

[Obadiah]

"Holy" Mackerel!

[Macrinus]

When I was kid, a woman on my street found a potato that looked like Cardinal Cushing. But then she forgot about it and made a smoked shoulder dinner.

[Leatherneck_MT]

Isn't there something about a Fish and a Mob hit?

Something like "sleeping with the fishes".

[Eastbound]

One orkin short of a roe boat, I'd say. Okay, okay, I'll shad up, but not before I say some people really otter sea a brain sturgeon.

[The KG9 Kid]

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only-begotten Son so that whoever believes in Him might not perish but have everlasting life..."

... Then He sent a fish with his name on it. Then a goat with spots in it's fur bearing His holy name. Then He created a pizza that had melted cheese in the face of the true Christ. Then He stained the concrete in a freeway underpass drainage hole to looketh like the Virgin Mary. Then He bade the light shine down upon a car dealership's billboard to look like the true cross.

Verily, the superstitious peasants swalloweth it hook, line, and sinker. Amen.

[Lekker 1]

"Salmon Rushdie" has got to fit into the joke somewhere! Come on, where's you guyses imaginations?

[Enchante]

In MY language that fishie reads: "Allah wants everyone to know that dead jihadists are reincarnated as fish, to be eaten by bigger badder creatures."