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KILLER COMEDY FROM O.J.
NY Post ^ | May 12, 2006 | Dick Johnson

Posted on 05/12/2006 5:55:48 AM PDT by presidio9

EVER-tasteful O.J. Simpson pretends to sell his infamous white Ford Bronco in his hidden-camera prank DVD, "Juiced," a rip-off of Ashton Kutcher's MTV mainstay "Punk'd." Simpson pretends to sell the Bronco at a used car lot, telling the prospective buyer, "It was good for me - it helped me get away. It's a car that I personally made famous. The car has escapability, if you ever get into some trouble." In other none-too-side-splitting stunts on the yet-to-be released DVD, the double-murder acquitee poses as a rapper, an elderly white man in a bingo game for senior citizens, a windshield-washer and a pizza delivery man. While cash-strapped Simpson is eager to hawk the DVD, it's unclear whether any profits will go directly to the families of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, whom Simpson was ordered to pay $33.5 million after being found liable for their deaths in a civil suit. Goldman's father, Fred, tells "Inside Edition" that any profits Simpson makes from "Juiced" will be "blood money."

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: devilincarnate; killer; murderer; scumbag

1 posted on 05/12/2006 5:55:49 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9

Maybe he should sell an OJ line of gloves.


2 posted on 05/12/2006 5:58:07 AM PDT by plain talk
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To: presidio9

OJ is such a cut up!


3 posted on 05/12/2006 5:59:09 AM PDT by pikachu (For every action there is an equal and opposite government program)
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To: presidio9
"The car has escapability, if you ever get into some trouble."

LOL!

Stop it, O.J., you're killing me!

4 posted on 05/12/2006 5:59:53 AM PDT by Flyer (.)
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To: plain talk
No one would buy them.
After you wear them once they don't fit anymore.
5 posted on 05/12/2006 6:01:12 AM PDT by ItsForTheChildren
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To: presidio9

I just watched the brilliant 1979 "Network" film - criticized as over-the-top at the time; now it's practically a documentary.

What an awful story!


6 posted on 05/12/2006 6:01:45 AM PDT by miss marmelstein
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To: presidio9

Oh gee, in my haste, I mis-read this as "OJ Killed"! and I was thinking, what a nice way to start a Friday on a happy and good note.


7 posted on 05/12/2006 6:01:53 AM PDT by garyhope
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To: presidio9
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting He is also auctioning off a pair of "ugly ass shoes" , I hear.
8 posted on 05/12/2006 6:03:25 AM PDT by loveitor.. ("I will leave with the greatest love for this country of ours..." Ronald Reagan)
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To: presidio9
My understanding is that OJ has coughed up about $27 of the millions that the courts ordered him to pay the families/estates of his victims.

I wonder if Florida law forbids the estates from going after his earnings from this laugh riot in which he's starring.

9 posted on 05/12/2006 6:10:06 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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To: presidio9

OJ takes a stab at comedy.


10 posted on 05/12/2006 6:13:01 AM PDT by speedy
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To: speedy

"...and cut...", the director forgets to not say..


11 posted on 05/12/2006 6:18:57 AM PDT by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual...if they sense scorn or ridicule, they'll flee)
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To: presidio9

I'm waiting for the shopping for the knife at a flea market episode, followed by the returning the glasses to the waiter episode.


12 posted on 05/12/2006 6:29:14 AM PDT by Waverunner
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To: presidio9

What did OJ say to his kids about the crime?

"Go axe your mother."


13 posted on 05/12/2006 6:30:57 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: loveitor..

I wouldn't be caught getting buried in those fugly things.


14 posted on 05/12/2006 6:31:54 AM PDT by butternut_squash_bisque (The recipe's at my FR HomePage)
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To: presidio9
Cutting edge stuff.

I must be weird, but I would definitely watch this. I won't pay for it, but I'd watch it.

15 posted on 05/12/2006 6:32:53 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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