Republican No More, I joined this forum got a ZOT!

Life long republican - Drive by troll

[Mr. Silverback]

You rock, baby!

[Delta 21]

Dozer is on site and comencing clearing operations in preperation for paving.

[Beagle8U]

I'm sure its a troll, either a DUck or one of the KOS kool-aid kids.

They are rather easy to spot.

[Mr. Silverback]

My ex found his 'true' love, my kids were 4, 7 and 8.

What a pig.

[Beagle8U]

"My ex found his 'true' love, my kids were 4, 7 and 8."
"What a pig."

My x found her true love, all the money in every bank account, and everything in my house was gone one day when I came home from work.

After the money ran out she wanted to know if I would consider marrying her again???

No joke!...lol

[Mr. Silverback]

And as for your church turning it's collective back on you.......try the new Methodist Church. They are soooo left-wing these days that I can't believe they would turn you away.

Their ads are pretty annoying (especially the one with the woman who says "I can't believe there's a church that believes these things," the "things" being stuff like it's OK to worship with people who don't look like you--duh!) but the worst is the United Church of Christ campaign that showed bouncers keeping handicapped people and Blacks out of a church. Of course, what the UCC really meant was "We'll encourage your homosexuality," but since they don't have the guts to say that, they instead slander evangelical churches by implying that we are racists and have a phobia for thedisabled. Real winners.

[Mr. Silverback]

Oh my! Sorry for your encounter with an amzing level of human stupidity.

[Beagle8U]

She just wanted money, lots of it to blow on stupid things and live a carefree life until the money ran out.

The good news is I replaced everything and she don't have a pot to pi$$ in or a window to throw it out of.

I think she is now in worse financial straights that the troll the wrote this opus.

[maizey]

Cry Me A River, Sara F

I will say the Freepers have provided the best Sunday entertainment on this thread ever!

[Hardastarboard]

I turned to my church, and after years of regular tithes, suddenly I just wasn't their problem. My Republican friends? I was now a pariah to them.

I never join in these ZOT threads, but I had to here.

Which church is it you belong to? Must not be Catholics, because they WILL help you (disclaimer for those of you who hate the Papists - I'm NOT Catholic - don't even own a Bible). Pretty much all of my real friends are Republicans, and I would be stunned if they didn't help me. I have to wonder what else is behind your tale of woe.

[Not A Snowbird]

Wow, nearly 200 additional posts since I left for church. This one does have potential as the May thread, not because of the original poster's wit but because of all the good replies.

It's going to take me awhile to catch up.:-)

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Then it happened; I found myself with a small child, unemployed and disabled.

It's always tough on a kid, being both unemployed and disabled.

[jmaroneps37]

Can't the rat think of anything more creative than this dribble?

[Delta 21]

Most of the heavy work is done. The graders are bringing everything up to finish grade and we are just waiting on the pugmill and asphalt paver to showup. You better be picking out some good shrubbery to cover all this up with!

[King Prout]

is it just me, or does the first paragraph read almost word-for-word verbatim to at least one Moby post from the 2004 election cycle?

[FormerLib]

So when did you realize you were a complete loser?

[Erik Latranyi]

I quit the GOP when they started harvesting organs from welfare recipients.

Funny, that's when I joined! Mmmmmmmmm, brains.

[Chode]

Can Do...!!!

[Not A Snowbird]

I've got some nice stuff planned this season!

[Alouette]

Haha! Good graphic!

One thing though, Andrea Dworkin has assumed room temp. You should replace her pic with Cynthia McKinney.