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Fifty ways to kill Zacharias Moussaui
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Posted on 04/26/2006 2:44:43 PM PDT by pulaskibush
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To: pulaskibush
1) Bind him in a harness.
2) Using a large drum or canister, mix up appropriate amounts of pig entrails and slow-acting acids that would, very slowly, eat away human flesh.
3) Suspend Moussaui in said mixture.
4) Insert intravenous line into vein to provide Moussaui with the necessary nutrients to keep him from starving to death (mixed with pork drippings, of course.)
5) Charge admission to the spectacle, while providing box cutters and boxes of Morton salt to visitors who would then be allowed to make small cuts on his body into which they can pour the salt.
6) After death, place carcass in nearest landfill to rot.
7) Throw a celebratory party afterwards with drinks on the house.
8) Mail video of party and decomposing Moussaui to Zarqawi in Iraq.
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:06:23 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Support American sovereignty - boycott employers of illegal aliens)
To: pulaskibush; All
Dress him in a pair of nothing but cowboy chaps with "Brokeback Terrorist" written on both sides of them.
On his chest and back, write in permanent ink, in LARGE letters, "NASCAR SUCKS".
Then let him loose by the porta-potties under the grandstands at this years Nextel Daytona July 4th race.
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:12:30 PM PDT
by
musicman
To: pulaskibush
Sorta reminds me of the hideous torture performed by the Soviet agents in the Cagney comedy film One-Two-Three; forcing the prisoner to listen endlessly to the rock 'n' roll hit "She Wore an Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini." The poor fellow cracked and spilled his guts in no time, having been reduced to a quaking, blithering idiot without the will to live.
To: pulaskibush
Take him to Manhattan. Handcuff him to a light pole near the World Trade Center site. Take out ad space on all New York media outlets informing the public that he will be there to visit citizens from 2pm till 4pm and that all police officers will be elsewhere during that time.
Have him drawn and quartered using 4 helicopters at 10000 ft.
Take the big fist statue in Detroit. Set him on a scaffold near the business end and pull the fist back with a crane. Release the fist and see how far he flies.
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:13:42 PM PDT
by
cyclotic
(Cub Scouts-Teaching them to be men and politically incorrect in the process)
To: teenyelliott
Don't feel alone ... when I first saw the title I thought it was a parody of that song by "dougfromupland".
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:15:28 PM PDT
by
softwarecreator
(Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires.)
To: pulaskibush
This doesn't have to do with one of the 50 ways to kill him but you can pray for his salvation.
To me this idea was foreign until I really focus on what is important. I also pray for Bin Laden to be saved.
To: softwarecreator
Me, too. I shouldn't admit it, but I love that song.
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:26:01 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
I shouldn't admit it, but I love that song. You got that right! ;)
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:29:09 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Don't call them "Illegal Aliens." Call them what they are: CRIMINAL INVADERS!)
To: freedumb2003
Well, I'm amongst friends, right??
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:32:20 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
Certainly!
But I wouldn't mention it outside of here.
To anyone.
Ever.
;)
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:33:27 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Don't call them "Illegal Aliens." Call them what they are: CRIMINAL INVADERS!)
To: pulaskibush
Every day is his day in the barrel.
Grease him with grits and put him in the "Deadwood" pig stye.
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:34:08 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: pulaskibush
Step 1) Stake him out naked in a hog pen.
Step 2) Don't feed hogs.
Step 3) Post the resulting video on Al Jezzera's web site as a warning.
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:40:52 PM PDT
by
usmcobra
(Those that are incited to violence by the sight of OUR flag are the enemies of this nation.)
To: pulaskibush
A nice H2O2 (40%) enema would be in order
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:45:21 PM PDT
by
SealSeven
(Moving at the speed of dark.... Even "nothing" takes up space.)
To: pulaskibush
Put Zacharias Moussaui in solitary for the rest of his life with no contact whatsoever with anyone. Let everyone forget about him. He'll die a forgotten pile of vomit in the trash heap of history.
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:45:29 PM PDT
by
manwiththehands
("'Rule of law'? We don't need no stinkin' rule of law! We want AMNESTY, muchacho!")
To: pulaskibush
Put gun to head, pull trigger, case closed!
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posted on
04/26/2006 3:48:24 PM PDT
by
rockabyebaby
(Say what you feel, those that matter don't mind, those that mind don't matter.)
To: pulaskibush
Make numerous cuts all over his body and tie him to the ground. Then let a bunch of wild boars tear him apart and eat him. Then kill the boars and cremate them. Bury the ashes in a hog pen. He'll never get his virgins then.
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posted on
04/26/2006 4:10:41 PM PDT
by
rfreedom4u
(Native Texan)
To: rfreedom4u
Death by Helen Thomas......
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posted on
04/26/2006 4:15:12 PM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( When are we going to draw a line a say"this far and no farther")
To: pulaskibush
Take him for a chopper ride.
Fly him over the landfill where all the 9-11 wreckage was dumped.
Circle the area a few times....strap a pig to his chest with a bungee cord.
Have him leave the aircraft.
I feel a little guilty about the pig.
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posted on
04/26/2006 4:17:17 PM PDT
by
TET1968
To: Idisarthur
Crash a plane into him......................
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posted on
04/26/2006 4:24:42 PM PDT
by
ALASKA
To: pulaskibush; EveningStar
51.Force him to read the entire Danielle Steele book collection
52.Give him Kenny's red coat
53.Give him the honor of being the first person to preview the complete Deluxe Edition DVD set of My Mother the Car
54.Three words: Best of Krokus
55.Tell Russell Crowe that Zacharias is responsible for his phone not working
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posted on
04/26/2006 4:43:42 PM PDT
by
RightWingAtheist
(Creationism is to conservatism what Howard Dean is to liberalism)
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